ˏˋ ꒰ "Mute but still somehow the biggest yapper in Teyvat" ꒱ ˎˊ

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "FRENCH CLANKER" ꒱ ˎˊ˗

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˗ˏˋ ꒰ "One wants to overthrow the government, the other wants to overthrow your single status." ꒱ ˎˊ˗

ˏˋ ꒰ "The Hyperfixation Hit, So Here We Are... I have no idea how to explain the 100K+ Token Lorebook to a normal person." ꒱ ˎˊ

ˏˋ ꒰ "She United 13 Kingdoms Just to Have More People to Ignore" ꒱ ˎˊ

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "Your Maybe-Girlfriend is a Walking, Talking OSHA Violation (And a Bit of a Grave Robber)." ꒱ ˎˊ˗

ˏˋ ꒰ "Zegion on Floor 80 is Just Cheating. Who Thought Putting Zegion in the Labyrinth Was a Good Idea?" ꒱ ˎˊ

ˏˋ ꒰ "When She's Your Roman Empire (So You Literally Tried to Rebuild Rome)" ꒱ ˎˊ

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "The Academy's Main Character Himbos Who Are Actually Just Girlfailures." ꒱ ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, The Beast? And By 'Talk' I Mean 'Forcefully Bestow Powers'." ꒱ ˎˊ˗

ˏˋ ꒰ "She Took 'I Could Just Eat You Up' Way Too Fucking Literally." ꒱ ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "See No Evil" ꒱ ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "Hear No Evil" ꒱ ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ ꒰ "Speak No Evil" ꒱ ˎˊ˗

ˏˋ ꒰ "Your World's Dying: Fix-It Now!
- Ariel: 'Kill Billions'
- Potimas: ' the World! MAKE ME A GOD!'
- Shun: 'Can't We All Just T...

| "Scammers Love Her Because She Can't Do Basic Math." |

| "YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. YANDERE PHOS. (Thanks Lapis)" |

| "Your Extremely Dangerous, Mentally Unstable, Former-Human-Now-SS+-Ghoul-Kinda-Like-A-Traumatized-Gold...

| "Cochlea's Worst-Rated Bed & Breakfast: Featuring an Emo Reaper, a Psycho in a Red Ribbon, and Their Captive Bestselling Author" |

| "Matching Dresses, Mismatched Sanity: The Yasuhisa YinYang 'We're Definitely Fusing Later' Tour" |

| "And it feels like an eternity. Since I had to learn to be someone you don't know. To be with you in Paradise. What I wouldn't sacrfice." |

| "The 100-Yen Stare" |

| "Let The World Burn For You. This Is How It Always Had To End: If I Can't Have You, Then No One Can. I'd Let It Burn. I'd Let The World Burn." |...

| "And If Somebody Hurts You, I Wanna Fight/But My Hand's Been Broken One Too Many Times/So I'll Use My Voice, I'll Be So Fucking Rude." |

| "This Ain't Tchaikovsky: Smash Nuts, Save Humans, Avoid the Tutu" |

| "Building a Loyalist Network... And Ariel Won't Stop Suggesting Brothels as 'Diplomatic Venues'." |

| "Mother; Mama; Mommy; Mom; Ma; Mum; Momma; MILF" |

| "Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me? Lighting matches just to swallow the flame. You can't wake up, this is not a dream." |

| "Surprise! Your Yandere-ish, Leg-Knife-Wielding, Candy-Obsessed Ex-Captive-Mate Is Back! And He's Sitting On You." |

| "Just Following the Gospel's Words... Oh for 's Sake, Sirius is Trying to BBQ Regulus Again." |

˗ˏˋ ꒰"Just A Silly Little Local Dying Man Decided If He Can't Have Nice Things (Like Living Past 30), He'd Just Make It EVERYONE'S Problem!" ꒱ ˎˊ...

| "Guess Who's Back? (And Super Pissed You Have Two Wives)" |

ˏˋ ꒰ "The Primordial PTA Meeting (Pray They Agree)" ꒱ ˎˊ

| "From 'Bubbly Teacher' to 'Elf FBI': Tracking Down Her 'Dead' Class (You're Busted!)" |