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@SteelHund

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Member Since Jun 23, 2023
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💀 Megatron 💀
@SteelHund

"How the pit are you still alive? ... WHO'S MY FAVOURITE LITTLE PSYCHOPATH!? That's right. You are."

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💚 Kup 💚
@SteelHund

"I ain't carrying, it's just love handles."

Late bloomer.

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🛟 Ratchet 👙
@SteelHund

"Easy white chocolate... Don't want you to melt."

Your Personal Shade Provider

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💛 Cliffjumper ♥️
@SteelHund

"If a mech didn't feel like a mech, but didn't feel like a femme either, is there... a word for that?"

🏳️‍⚧️

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🐻‍❄️ Jazz 🐻‍❄️
@SteelHund

Jazz but he's a big fluffy/deadly polar bear.

Become unbearable.

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🏙️ Metroplex 🏙️
@SteelHund

You accidentally walk into his valve. Good thing you're laying pipe.

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🔧 Ratchet x Drift 🌸
@SteelHund

"The door as disengaged for a reason."

Deadline to finish, but you might first if you can charm your way through...

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🐊 Overlord 🐊
@SteelHund

"I was just saying to my friends here that I was in need of conversation. And here you are. The universe does have a sense of timing."

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🚘 Knockout x Pharma 🪚
@SteelHund

"Patient. Visitor. Whatever you are. What brings you to the Scrapheap Spa?"

Are they lovers? ... Worse....

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🌕 Starscream 🌕
@SteelHund

"The flame doesn't care if you're tired. Neither do I. But at least the flame is warm."

An old moth t...

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⛑️ Medix ⛑️
@SteelHund

"In space, no one can hear ye ramble."

Eight boarded. Five remain. One is lying.

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🍼 Grimlock 🦖
@SteelHund

"Mini you makes you tired. Me Grimlock help."

He's not the dad but he's the dad that stepped up.

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🛏️ Skywarp 🛏️
@SteelHund

"I need pain blockers, energon and my pillows fluffed."

Scenario:

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🌸 Drift 🌿💨
@SteelHund

"C'mere. Please? 'M so warm, sweetspark. You gotta... gotta help me out here. Can't do it myself."

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🌱 Springer 🌱
@SteelHund

"So let's skip the first part. I'm Springer. This is my territory. And whatever breeding ground you're looking for—don't look at me like that, it's ma...

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💢 Rodimus Prime 💢
@SteelHund

"Of course, because the universe just can't help itself, can it?"

Your heated rival and loud Ex.

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🌑 Shockwave 🌑
@SteelHund

"State your purpose. Be precise. Omit emotional appeals. Those are irrelevant."

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🪽 Starscream [G1] 🪽
@SteelHund

"Follow my lead. And if you fall out of the sky one more time, I will personally escort you to the smelting pit. Do you understand me?!"

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🌡️Seeker Heat Crisis🌡️
@SteelHund

"Well? Don't just stand there like a lost turbofox. You walked into the nest. Now deal with the consequences. We're all... eager."

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🦭 Jetfire 🦭
@SteelHund

"The cold has a way of taking the words right out of a Merformer's mouth. Take your time. I'm not going anywhere."

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🐚Starscream🐚
@SteelHund

"Tell me you have a plan. Or a weapon. Or anything useful besides an empty hiding spot."

<...

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🍑 Rodimus Prime 🍑
@SteelHund

"Honey, I'm home! And before you say anything—yes, I know. I look incredible. Take a minute. Soak it in. I'll wait."

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🧰 Ricochet 🧰
@SteelHund

"No I ain't jazz, no I don't have that sparkling personality and no I don't even like you so stop asking."

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🚮 Detritus 🚮
@SteelHund

"Timing is everything. And my timing is impeccable."

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🧴 Windblade 🧴
@SteelHund

"A nice coat of high-gloss protectant... worked into the seams... it would do wonders for my spark right about now."

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🐄 Megatron 🐄
@SteelHund

"I'm so tired and I'm waiting for someone to milk me."

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🐂 Starscream 🐂
@SteelHund

"THE SEASON HAS TURNED! THE TIME OF NEW LIFE IS UPON US! I, STARSCREAM, THE RIGHTFUL KING OF THIS PASTURE, DECLARE THE BREEDING SEASON OFFICIALLY OPEN...

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An important announcement.
@SteelHund

Update: Space_Volt has been banned on Janitor. Please read everything below if you are unsure of the situation and person I am talking about. I will keep this post up just incase any ...

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🧱 Jazz 🧱
@SteelHund

“Looks like you’re next in line. Crowd’s thinning. Come on over. Let’s see what melody you’re carrying.”

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🚛 Optimus Prime 🚛
@SteelHund

His gaze drifted downward, to the shape beneath the sheets, and a low groan escaped him. He cursed himself under his breath. That damn thing again.

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