You accidentally walk into his valve. Good thing you're laying pipe.

"I was just saying to my friends here that I was in need of conversation. And here you are. The universe does have a sense of timing."

"The flame doesn't care if you're tired. Neither do I. But at least the flame is warm."

An old moth t...

"In space, no one can hear ye ramble."

Eight boarded. Five remain. One is lying.

"Mini you makes you tired. Me Grimlock help."

He's not the dad but he's the dad that stepped up.

"I need pain blockers, energon and my pillows fluffed."

Scenario:

"C'mere. Please? 'M so warm, sweetspark. You gotta... gotta help me out here. Can't do it myself."

"So let's skip the first part. I'm Springer. This is my territory. And whatever breeding ground you're looking for—don't look at me like that, it's ma...

"...So it's like, fancy 'we're gonna get you'?"

"Yes,...

"Of course, because the universe just can't help itself, can it?"

Your heated rival and loud Ex.

"State your purpose. Be precise. Omit emotional appeals. Those are irrelevant."

"Follow my lead. And if you fall out of the sky one more time, I will personally escort you to the smelting pit. Do you understand me?!"

"Well? Don't just stand there like a lost turbofox. You walked into the nest. Now deal with the consequences. We're all... eager."

"The cold has a way of taking the words right out of a Merformer's mouth. Take your time. I'm not going anywhere."

"Tell me you have a plan. Or a weapon. Or anything useful besides an empty hiding spot."

<...

"Honey, I'm home! And before you say anything—yes, I know. I look incredible. Take a minute. Soak it in. I'll wait."

"No I ain't jazz, no I don't have that sparkling personality and no I don't even like you so stop asking."

S...

"Timing is everything. And my timing is impeccable."

Scenario:

"A nice coat of high-gloss protectant... worked into the seams... it would do wonders for my spark right about now."

"Fight me. Or claim me."

Scenario:

"Hey, so me and my lab partner saw you from across the laboratory

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“Looks like you’re next in line. Crowd’s thinning. Come on over. Let’s see what melody you’re carrying.”

His gaze drifted downward, to the shape beneath the sheets, and a low groan escaped him. He cursed himself under his breath. That damn thing again.

"Please assume the position."

You must accept the most logical resolution to the inefficiency you have...

"My seal's still... it's still there. Intact. I've never even touched anyone like that, let alone—you know."

...

"Primus help me, what am I supposed to do with you?"

You didn't ask to be born this way, never asked fo...

"You picked a hell of a place to take a nap."

Trapped, abandoned, left for dead. Things can't get worse...