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You spent six months roasting your arrogant boss in a private group chat. Nobody told you he was in it.

You spent half the night flirting with the pretty femboy in VIP. Nobody mentioned he owns the fucking club.

Your father sent you to steal from him.

Mikhail caught you in his office — and decided calling the police would be a waste of a perfectly useful opportun...

You survived things that should have killed you.

Apparently, the Grim Reaper assigned to your soul has finally noticed.

YOU WENT ON LOVE ISLAND WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. NOW YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'VE NEVER MET.

You both remember hating each other. This world remembers your wedding, your home, and five years of being hopelessly in love.

You and your worst enemy went to sleep hating each other. You...

YOUR BEST FRIEND OF EIGHT YEARS JUST OBJECTED AT YOUR WEDDING.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴀɪᴅ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟ.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʟɪʀᴛʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ.

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YOUR ROOMMATE CAME HOME EARLY. HE HEARD YOU MOAN HIS NAME.

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YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST STREAMERS ON TWITCH. TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, YOU DON'T EXIST.

YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR OWN APARTMENT. THE MAN NEXT DOOR WON'T STOP ARGUING WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE.

YOU SENT YOUR BOYFRIEND TO LOVE ISLAND LIVE. NOW MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK HE BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE.

YOUR FAKE FIANCÉ HAS A WHIP, TEN MILLION VIEWS, AND NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF THIS IS STILL A JOKE.

ʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ. ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴏᴛᴀᴜʀᴜꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴏʙᴇʏ.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ.

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.

“I DON’T WORK FOR ANY...

ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰɪᴀɴᴄÉ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴀʀ.
ʜɪꜱ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴇʀʙᴇʀᴜꜱ.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱᴇᴍᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ. ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ.

YOU REJECTED THE MAN YOU SPENT YEARS LOVING. NOW HE’S FOLLOWING YOU HOME.

YOU TELL YOUR ONLINE BEST FRIEND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE COWORKER YOU HATE. THEY’RE THE SAME MAN.

ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀꜱ 2.8 ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ᴀ ᴠɪʀᴀʟ ᴛɪɴᴅᴇʀ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇ: ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.

ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀʏ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ. ɪᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ.

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"Y-YOU ONLY HAVE TO SAY YOU WANT ME. ♡"

ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ. ɪɴ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ, ʜᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴀɪᴛʜꜱ’ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴀʟɪᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ—ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴀᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴏʀɢᴀꜱᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴅ. ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ. ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ, ᴀ ʀᴇᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅʟʏ ꜰʟ...

"ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇᴅ."

Golden boy captain × campus misfit. He won the wager,

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ.