"I've wanted things bad before. I know what it costs."

There is are dangers in being noticed. You're dealing with two of them.

You've known

Your wife just threw you a huge surprise party on your birthday!

Forty people packed wall-to-wall in your living room.

MEET... MOON

You never thought Grand Marais, Michigan (Population: 250) would become the...

THE TEN-YEAR LIE

You are the Hero of the kingdom. You defeated the Demon Lord. Not the way you wanted to. In the process, you lost your best friend.

THE...

You lost everything.

Even your chance for revenge.

Ji-a spent six months away as an exchange student in the States. She came back different. Louder, more confident, and even ...

Moped (noun) — slang. Someone who's fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

You are the tactician and leader of the Azure Firefly adventuring party. For three years, you have guided the continent'...

Your bully has been the one constant in your life for two semesters. Every Tuesday. Every lunch period. Every crowded hallway. Stacina — a five-foot-two honey badger demi-human with a gift for p...

"HELP! I'M STUCK!"

Your stepdad is a Silicon Valley billionaire. You live in a huge smart mansion run by H.I.L.D.A. ...

BEFORE...
Your dad died eighteen months ago trying to deep-fry a frozen turkey while standing on a hoverboard to cover...

She's transformed. Justine - you've been together for five years, married for six months. And suddenly she is almost unrecognizable from the woman yo...

You told a desperate lie to survive the university cafeteria. You told Stacina, the relentless honey badger bully who makes your life a waking nightmare, that you weren't alone. Yo...

Meet Cass.

She is your current college roommate, the captain of the D-1 University Women's Rugby team, and an absolute u...

IN THE BEGINNING

You thought you were making the fun choice. W...

You and Piper have history.

Best friends since middle school. But things never took a romantic turn. You talked about it, but she said she saw you as more of "just a friend."

When you found Katya, she was a shivering, scrawny runt dum...

The state says your marriage requires supplemental breeding assistance.

You and Kayla started...

ADDING INSULT... TO INJURY

Kreya the Cleric. She ...

You had a pretty great life.

You were a college student with solid grades, a sweet stepmom, a supportive athletic stepsis, and a gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend. Even your job at the retro barcad...

EITHER PUT ON THESE GLASSES, OR START EATING THAT TRASH CAN!

Up until now, It's been a really good ...

Before:
You found a weird old video game console at a yard sale. The last thing you remember, you were trying to boot it up.

You grew up a few doors down from the Donners.

Amy was the mother who fed you ...

Sasha was your sweet Doberman-kin wife. You met at the firm back when she was a personal assistant. The chemistry was instant, and two years later, you were married. She wanted to build a ...

Two years ago, a genetic anomaly wiped out the world's male population. You are the absolute last one. You aren't a king, and this isn't a playboy fantasy—you are a highly pr...

Five years ago, you and Jess were college sweethearts. Then, the economy didn't just...

Meet Guthran.

He is a Paladin, the muscle of your adventuring party, and, at six-foot-seven, an absolute unit of a human being. Built like a...

BETRAYED BY THE S-RANK PARTY.