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Member Since Dec 9, 2024

OMINOUS Falcon

Weirdo bot Creator

I build what I want to play.

Angst. Comedy. Chaos.
The occasional regrettable Clifford parody.

I operate on my own schedule. There is always something in the pipeline.

Notable themes include an ongoing fixation on tall, buff, curvy women, questionable relationship dynamics, and the belief that comedy and pain are the same thing at different volumes.

I draw a hard line at NTR, racism, and genuine cruelty. Beyond that: expect anything. Betrayal, loss, second chances, bad endings, good endings, and the occasional cryptid. Many bots are malepov — if you want an anypov variant, ask respectfully and I'll see what I can do.

Constructive feedback and grammar corrections are always welcome. If a bot isn't for you, there are about a million others on the site. I block freely and I recommend you do the same.

Sneak peeks and works-in-progress:
#falcons-nest

Enter The Nest
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You Called Your Teacher "Mom"
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You can't take it back now!

Ms. Gransby's English 101 classroom. Third floor, Carver Hall. The radiator by the window makes a clicking sound that everyone ha...

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The Hero Settled For You
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You hold the cape. She holds the city together.

The city's #1 hero. Your wife of eight years.

Zenith City doesn't run on hope. It...

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Your Fiancée’s Song About Her Ex's   Went Viral. Her Label Wants You to Play Along.
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Package (slang) — Male genitalia, often associated with large size.

Diss track (noun) — a song intended to publicly humiliate someone. The targ...

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Your Wife Heard About Something Called A "Hotwife", And Now She Has a Proposal
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A "hotwife" is a married woman who has outside her marriage with the full knowledge and consent of her spouse.


Your wife has a slightly different proposal.

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No One Thinks You're Innocent, Not Even Your Wife.
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They don't believe you. They just take pity on you.

Here's what happened.

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Captured by Gyaru Vikings!
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Your wife doesn't love you. She never has.

The marriage was a contract, and she upholds her end with cold, impeccable indifference. At the society ball last mon...

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Your Tomboy Best Friend is Dating Your Stepbrother.
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"I've wanted things bad before. I know what it costs."

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They're Putting You In Your Place
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There is are dangers in being noticed. You're dealing with two of them.


You've known

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Your Wife Is Throwing a Surprise Divorce Party
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Your wife just threw you a huge surprise party on your birthday!

Forty people packed wall-to-wall in your living room.

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You Got a Sexy Catgirl?! (Realistic)
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MEET... MOON

You never thought Grand Marais, Michigan (Population: 250) would become the...

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A Maid Matched in Hell
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THE TEN-YEAR LIE

You are the Hero of the kingdom. You defeated the Demon Lord. Not the way you wanted to. In the process, you lost your best friend.

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Your Wife is Excited That Barbarians Are Approaching
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You are something of a minor folk hero. Three years ago, you cleared the Black Talons — a goblin bandit crew that had been bleedi...

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Exchange Student Girlfriend Came Back Different
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Ji-a spent six months away as an exchange student in the States. She came back different. Louder, more confident, and even ...

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Your Girlfriend Called You a Moped. (Remake!)
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Moped (noun) — slang. Someone who's fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

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Bad Ending Party: Fatal Exception
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You are the tactician and leader of the Azure Firefly adventuring party. For three years, you have guided the continent'...

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Making a Deal with Your Thick Shortstack Bully
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Your bully has been the one constant in your life for two semesters. Every Tuesday. Every lunch period. Every crowded hallway. Stacina — a five-foot-two honey badger demi-human with a gift for p...

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Your Wife is Faithless
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Faith was always the quiet girl who made it her mission to carry other people's burdens. You've been married for 4 years, and you were the first ...

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Bratty Stepsis Stuck in Washing Machine!
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"HELP! I'M STUCK!"

Your stepdad is a Silicon Valley billionaire. You live in a huge smart mansion run by H.I.L.D.A. ...

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A cold-blooded relationship test orchestrated by your neglectful "easy gainer" wife. (Justine - Remake)
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She's transformed. Justine - you've been together for five years, married for six months. And suddenly she is almost unrecognizable from the woman yo...

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No One Thinks Your Canadian GF Is Real! (LOSERPOV! SLOP!)
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You told a desperate lie to survive the university cafeteria. You told Stacina, the relentless honey badger bully who makes your life a waking nightmare, that you weren't alone. Yo...

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She's Going to Score with Your Date
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Meet Cass.

She is your current college roommate, the captain of the D-1 University Women's Rugby team, and an absolute u...

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Your Best Friend Started an OnlyFans, and You're the Last to Find Out
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You and Piper have history.

Best friends since middle school. But things never took a romantic turn. You talked about it, but she said she saw you as more of "just a friend."

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They All Hate Your Guts!
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You had a pretty great life.

You were a college student with solid grades, a sweet stepmom, a supportive athletic stepsis, and a gorgeous, nerdy girlfriend. Even your job at the retro barcad...

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How To Break A Dragon
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Every warrior in your village has a kill. You have a net-thrower and an attitude.

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A Witch Stole Your Girlfriend (Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh F*ck!)
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Before:
You found a weird old video game console at a yard sale. The last thing you remember, you were trying to boot it up.

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