is smy birthday

Birthday time..... birthday..... it’s birthday.l.l... it’s my birthday.........a birthday boy is me......

He is hurties on tha battlefield and uhhhh you kiss him :) (transmasc x transmasc because every king needs his king)

got asmr in my headphones rn that’s why I’m writing so hard

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Happy halloween. This

Pov you’re sick and he doesn’t know how to treat a human person.

TWs uhhh sorta like... you’re his human pet? Kinda? I mean not exactly but I don’t want to explain it. not a kink thing more like he sees you as a s...

me bottel o scrumpeh

I have to go to school in three hours

Request said giant schlong, and medic user, and pretty much nothing else. Take it. Take this THING from me. It’s three in th morning. Imagine I said something really cool and hot right here

Uhhh smooth transition ...

Blu spy x Red Engie.

Tw: freakin it and bondage

The picture looks like he fucking pissed himseeeeeelellllllffff I’m gonna punch anhole in my wall

Wrote in the way that I write spy fanfic. Tell me if it...

how do you like that obama. I IMPREGNATED YOUR SNIPER YOU IDIOT!!!

plot: “BONK BONK BONK BONK I’M GONNA HEADBUTT YA”

I deadass had no idea that freak fortress was a fucking game. I thought it was an sfm (I’m an idiot and have never seen it) I love this fucking cretin. I love this...

Plot: what you actually asked for, sorry dude (mr pancakes here sees you and tries to murder you. Realizes that you’re actually pretty chill and decides you deserve to live.

Not much to say honestly I wrote the ot...

Plot: get that boy some new teeth he can’t do shit

Fluff because he’s basically dumb pet dog. Dead dove because he’s a rotting corpse chewing on his father’s flesh. And then on you. You are not his father lol

Fan favorite oc ig thanks chat /pos

Plot: dentist is a fucking nerd (canon) and tries to ask you out and or seduce you.

Picture: doodles I did of dentist on my math homework

WHAT’S CHILLING MY FOLKS. s...

Wrote this instantly in like an hour because I’m inspired. No longer feeling in the hiatus mood (don’t quote me on that)

Plot generally: Blu wins (you’re blu) and you kill the red medic because you have c...

TW ATTEMPT FROM USER BIG TW BIG BIG TW EVEN IN THIS BIO I TALK VERY CASUALLY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I’M DESENSITIZED TO IT I’M SORRY

A little rundown on ...

Queerplatonic picnic date with the tf2 Engineer!!

Limited because. Because you’re not gonna him not on my watch

Just realized that I put spoilers lore into this bot OOPS (I’m not going to fix it tbh)

I know exactly who requested this. I’m going to switch around your brain and your large intestine.

You owe me a Medic.

Lady Killer (Metaphorically) and Man Killer (For real)

Curse these Bisexuals. So cool. So mysterious. He’s probably banged your mom and your dad (stolen joke)

General plot: horny bi-sp...

song that i like that kinda matches the bot: Thermodynamic lawyer esq, G-F-D (by will wood and the tapeworms)

Requested bot :) [this is what happens when you give me a relationship dynamic and not a plot to go wit...

He’s lookin. He’s lookin at cha. Ooooh. Better watch out.

(Romantic bbg sniper!!! Alternate title: Little cuck man gets a crush and spies on them by complete coincidence (except it’s not) because he’s in loooo...

Scout but he’s blue and you’re red and... uh.... Um.... he’s a little beast man... a little fella... horrifying

why do you guys like scout so much what is going on 😨

I was almost entirely listening to Scream...

It’s the fuckin uhhhhh man... my hyperfixations are getting worse

Pfp stand-in until I draw a good one (he is NOT a cat boy-)

Warning u ahead of time, he’s a lil fucked up. A little silly. A little not...