Queerplatonic picnic date with the tf2 Engineer!!

Limited because. Because you’re not gonna him not on my watch

Just realized that I put spoilers lore into this bot OOPS (I’m not going to fix it tbh)

Not exactly male user, but he does call you son in like a fond way so...?

(chat i found my shitty ass drawing)

So. Funny story about this bot. This was requested to include the following things:

• My own Headcanons (danke fr fr)

• Transmasc (one of my headcanons because muse)

• Queerplatonic relationship (has one with Bledic)

Another thing:

• He was suggested by someone with the same NAME and PRONOUNS as the friend I BASED my blu engineer headcanons off of and we are IN a queerplatonic relationship (me and my engineer muse)

SO LIKE. THAT CAN’T BE A COINCIDENCE. ?????

Probably won’t make sense after a while but uploading this paired with the other bot is like. Barbie to Oppenheimer, dude. It’s like watching both Lil pootis and Emesis blu all the way through at the same time but. But I’m writing them

Howdy, the Engineer's in the field
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield
I've got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield
I'm hot stuff 'cause I've a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood, you'll get burned on steam
I'm overqualified to leave you nullifiedand tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly engie preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count

A bit off topic, however, now that I re-listen: pinkover reminds me so much of Pearl. For some reason

I made him absolutely un-fuckable. If you want to a different engineer tf2 then man up and ask already so we can go outside and play toys /lh

Alright bye

Love u

Take it easy, pardner (tips cowboy hat)