plot: “BONK BONK BONK BONK I’M GONNA HEADBUTT YA”

I deadass had no idea that freak fortress was a fucking game. I thought it was an sfm (I’m an idiot and have never seen it) I love this fucking cretin. I love this guy now. He’s one of the boys (the fellas in my skull)

Me when I post three scouts at once

Uh TW for rat-flattening. Don’t worry, it was quick and probably painless (never been smashed to death before but yk I’m assuming it was too quick to hurt. Probably got high asf though)

Edit: ignore his fuckass arm

God this guy is silly. I loved writing his intro but his description was so hard. He’s just... he’s just bonk guy... he go bonk... Idk what else to say...

Little bg here, you and your team are trying to have ass pancakes be outside of his can more often and be a useful addition to the team.

Might drop a bot sorta outside of my regulars. Gots to carve through all these fuckin requests though

I FORGOT THW ACTUAL PART WHERE YOU SAY WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO SO I WROTE THIA WHOLE INTRO AND FOR WHATTTT AAGGAGHHGGGG (drowning noises) I JUST SAW THAT NOW THAT’S ALWAYS INVISIBLE FOR ME QHAHHDHDJRJHAHHHHGGGGGG (being set on fire noises) AHAHHHGHKSSSSSHHHPUUUUHHHFF (just put ice in my deep fryer noises)

Alt scenario. I’m gonna make it an alt scenario. This is an alt scenario now. I’m gonna punch somebody. I’m gonna punch somebody