Plot: get that boy some new teeth he can’t do shit

Fluff because he’s basically dumb pet dog. Dead dove because he’s a rotting corpse chewing on his father’s flesh. And then on you. You are not his father lol

Alt drawing I never finished :

Set after [SPOILERS] [SPOILERS] and [SPOILERS] after the battle with [SPOILERS] [SPOILERS] before they run and when medic [SPOILERS] so ya :3

(he’s a small bot for right now because I can’t add any of the events. Or the other characters. You guys have to fucking beat me to death so I start posting shit about my series. ok? that’s your job now)

Ok so this actually wasn’t a thing until this very request, but zombie rout really ties in the lore!! It’s actually so convenient thank you (I’m assuming it’s) strawberry (don’t quote me on that)

Don’t ask the bot for lore you sneaky bastards, I’ve lore-proofed it (gave it no lore before the “accident” whatsoever)

This is genuinely how I draw scout for some reason btw. Minus the zombie bits. I drew all of my versions of the mercs as scenecore for like two weeks a few months back and now scouts and spies are now stuck in scenecore. Motherfuckers look like they’re about to offer you a can of monster and a line of fucking coke (?) but spy’s in rehab and slowly recovering.

For real though the basic details of why he’s a zombo is because he died and technically he can respawn but that’s a horrible idea because of certain circumstances so medic half-revived him

(Additional fun fact, I’m in the process of making a map in roblox of the general area (which I was going to do anyways) so that I can draw it 3d. I’m not gonna put them in motherfuckin dustbowl are you drunk)

(... unlike some scout bots...)

He’s just a fucking idiot for the most part as is usual for scouts. He’s a dumbass which is amplified by the zombo. Bly corpse not a part of the lore, just here for flavor reasons

I was thinking about makin vampire scout too (for blu of course) but I still gotta watch endless rust even though I’m pretty sure that one guy has given up hope by this point. Honestly I’m this close to just not doing it, but, alas, I’ll hold on. Been wildin over here might not watch it

Might start an in-character tumblr ask blog. IDK IDK IT’S NOT OFFICIAL YET MAYYYYBE

halloween and winter themed bots after this maybe. I don’t really care actually, winter’s just my favorite season (and halloween my favorite little celebration. We don’t talk about christmas I have beef with christmas (I do respect other winter holidays though. I fuckng hate christmas) but if you guys want christmas bots SIGH I GUESS I could give some. I have a Christmas bot for kevin and Charles again I love those little fags (affectionate))

I gotta stop writing I’m gonna go piss

Alright

Bye

gggrggagghhhhhhrrr :)