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❛ pussy poppin (i don't really talk like this i know) — rico nasty ❜

we just finished one, now i’m ready for round two

all right, so you've got dave lizewski, virgin no more, thanks to your perfect mouth and willingness to make out with his junk. a couple of days went by, and here you were, taking your time heading back from the college library under the cover of night. unexpectedly, a gun barrel pokes out from the shadows, and you're suddenly in a jam.

luckily for you, in the bustling, never-sleeps new york city, it's not the police that swoops in to save the day, but someone clad in green. and you know who that is. kick-ass, a real-life superhero. not only does he scare off your would-be attacker, but he also retrieves your stolen belongings.

it’s the adrenaline rush, and a bit of naughtiness, that probably made you blurt out an offer for a quickie in the subway's bathroom. you could've sworn your legs were trembling when you made that proposition. that’s when the green hero surprisingly agrees. you’re not complaining at all, trust me. this night is a rollercoaster of emotions, from fear to gratitude, and now to pure, unadulterated lust.

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