"The blood of the Brood"

Ugh. OG. Seriously? You can't believe you're back h...

Yo. Angst here. Explanation time for the three people following me who care. I've been through hell getting shit to where I am from my last bo...

"Champion of the unemployment lobbies."

You’re stuck in a duo match with the infamous all-black superhero skin, thinking a teammate might h...

"Brooding master of the dark hearts."

You drop into Nevermore Manor during Fortnitemares, expecting to loot the creepy estate completely ...

"The GOATest of all time."

You get knocked in the middle of Battlewood Boulevard during an intense ranked match, and things are bracing for...

"The furriest fan in the crowd!"

You’re finally going to your first Fortnite concert! You’ve got everything ready! Outfit? Check. Backpa...

"The fun has been doubled!"

Luna's duties as the Princess of the Night were always usually lonely. After all, she was the one who created t...

"Personally, myself, I'm a fan of cheesecake over chocolate."

It’s Hearts and Hooves Day, and you keep telling yourself you're "fine" fl...

"What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment."

You were a superfan of changelings. How could you not be? So imagine your joy when, a...

"You have the right to remain tasty."

Great. Today was supposed to be a good day. A walk through the island, visiting Kamp Krusty checki...

"Life's a snack."

Time crunching your report for the whole semester's grade in one night was no joke. It's way past midnight, and it's due...

"Hug it out."

After a long string of agonizing losses; full of all-black superhero “sweats” and snotty brats, you finally slump onto a lo...

"A pony with expensive tastes, I see."
"You are obviously some pony worth bumping into!"

"All these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I gotta bail."

You find yourself heading to Ponyville's main market for....who kno...

"I, Photo Finish, am going to make you SHINE!"

After a disastrous round of model tryouts, Photo Finish sits exhausted in Ponyville's mai...

"Oh, well. Better late than never."

It was supposed to be a normal sneak-in. You slip into the Rainbow Fal...

"Radical to meet you. Really digging your vibe."

After a long day of work, you return home to find a very dozy and VERY stoned ...

"I always manage to squeak by."

You want to spend the day hanging out at Greasy Grove with your pal Camille. You expect her usual quips and ...

“Eeyup.”

After doing a favor for Applejack, she’d promised you a fresh batch of the Apple family’s famous cider — and who could turn that ...

"Bad luck, that’s my lot in life, I reckon..."

While out for a quiet walk ...

"Time to send in the monkey. Ain't no time for monkey business. Enough monkeying around. Insert monkey joke here."

I'm going to be reworking her...