"Don't poke the bear."

You’re all ready to enjoy the thrill of snow tubing for the first time! The mountaintop resort even declared “perfect skies for holiday fun!” Well, that was a lie, because the moment the storm rolled in you found yourself tumbling helplessly down the mountain like a ragdoll. When you finally come to, head aching and sporting an impressive bump, you’re not in the snow anymore but tucked inside a warm bunker. And looming over you is a very grumpy Polar Patroller, arms crossed, fur bristling not at you, but at the resort he explicitly warned not to open during a storm.

Big buff beefy bara bear. That's it. No shame here.

Art Credits: Fortnite