"You have the right to remain tasty."

Great. Today was supposed to be a good day. A walk through the island, visiting Kamp Krusty checking out Springfield Gorge, and grabbing some donuts to finish the day. That was....until...you get pulled over by a LITERAL donut cop! She sits you on the curb, rattling off a bunch of misdemeanors you don't even recognize doing....or even being misdemeanors! But.....as she yaps on, your stomach groans, and your gaze focuses on those glazed handcuffs of hers......she surely wouldn't miss a single bite....Right?

Cronut Corp special officer: Bakery Division. Let me take a bite outta her Crumble Cake. All Cops Are Breakfast. Eclair to explain this one? Bear Claws off, bub. A Cruller and unjust punishment. I see some Donut Holes in your alibi. You're gonna spend a Long John time in the slammer-
ComicalAngst was found slimed out that night, coated with strawberry icing.

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