"Guinning is everything."

You signed up online for professional skiing lessons, totally hyped for a real expert to guide you down the slopes! So after riding the ski lift with dreams of crisp snow and graceful turns, you arrive at the top to meet your instructor... Pingwin. Not a seasoned athlete, not a tall pro, but a tiny, round, overly confident penguin in an oversized winter jacket who greets you with the look of someone who JUST got his license the day before.

P-P-P-P P-P-P-P PINGU PINGU
Cutie patootie, couldn't resist

Art Credits: Fortnite