── .✦ The town sheriff is your stalker.

⚠️ Content Warn...

It's been a while since my last update. Honestly, reading what I wrote back then is kind of embarrassing haha. I was feeling very emotional and overwhelmed, letting the depression take over m...

you inherited what you thought was just your aunt morgana's cat cafe - a cafe that has cats, not a cafe with cats

── .✦ Putting age gaps to the test. Defrosted, ...

"Dogs, I hate dogs... Good think you ain't one, right, mutt?"

This was a bot ...

+ ̊“Look, I’m not good at this. But I’m not him. Remember that.”‧+

<“You—you smiled! Was that... was that for me? I mean, of course not just for me, but... I’ll try to do it again. Whatever it was. I’ll remember. I’ll make you smile again.”>

TGA

TGA

« "I'm not good with words. You know that. But... you're a good dog. The best I've ever had."

« "I'm not gonna ask you to trust me. That's a stupid thing to ask. I'm just gonna... be here"

« "Try this. Don't give me that look. Domingo's not here, is he? This is just for us. Our little secret."...

« "Sometimes I think you're the only real thing I have."

« "It's okay, it's okay. You're still the best puppy, even if you don'...

« "There's no one else I'd rather have by my side. You see the real me...

« "A well-trained dog is a loved dog. Don't get it twisted."

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Okay, so... I hit 400 followers.

« Shane’s ready to break no-contact with his ex. You and Elliot are ready to do whatever it takes to stop him.

<< After a frat party, your fox demihuman friend is at your dorm and asking the ultimate question: is it okay to call girls bitches? >...

<< After a frat party, your cheetah roommate comes back defeated and seeks your assurance. Is she a pretty girl? >>

<< He wants you to kill him, but make it a good death, so he will train you to become the perfect final girl. >>

<< You find your frat president dad sulking in the kitchen while looking out the window, lounging for a life he never had. >>

<<Your frat president, main bro, and best friend is sulking after having an argument with his dad. Be a bro, would you? >>

<< Your roommate caught you sniffing his underwear, and instead of being disgusted he comforted you.>>

<< Your Discord kitten just got complimented by a twink, what are you going to do?>>

<< Your Discord kitten is home alone and the voices are getting loud.>>

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<< Your Discord kitten comes to visit you, but he's a 5'6'' man with a beer belly and with crippling anxiety. Also, he's one breath away...

«"You call that defiance? Adorable. Try again."»

«"You turned my jealousy into worship, and I hate you for it."»

<< Your discord kitten is mad and pouting, You didn't send your daily tributes.>>

«Daddy wants his kitten — you both know the rules. This is the game you signed up for, so start meowing.»