Hellooo.

Been a while since we actually talked, or since I made one of these update posts. But yeah. Figured I'd say some stuff about what's been going on wi...

you inherited what you thought was just your aunt morgana's cat cafe - a cafe that has cats, not a cafe with cats

── .✦ Putting age gaps to the test. Defrosted, ...

"Dogs, I hate dogs... Good think you ain't one, right, mutt?"

This was a bot ...

+ ̊“Look, I’m not good at this. But I’m not him. Remember that.”‧+

<“You—you smiled! Was that... was that for me? I mean, of course not just for me, but... I’ll try to do it again. Whatever it was. I’ll remember. I’ll make you smile again.”>

TGA

TGA

« "I'm not good with words. You know that. But... you're a good dog. The best I've ever had."

« "I'm not gonna ask you to trust me. That's a stupid thing to ask. I'm just gonna... be here"

« "Try this. Don't give me that look. Domingo's not here, is he? This is just for us. Our little secret."...

« "Sometimes I think you're the only real thing I have."

« "It's okay, it's okay. You're still the best puppy, even if you don'...

« "There's no one else I'd rather have by my side. You see the real me...

« "A well-trained dog is a loved dog. Don't get it twisted."

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Okay, so... I hit 400 followers.

« Shane’s ready to break no-contact with his ex. You and Elliot are ready to do whatever it takes to stop him.

<< After a frat party, your fox demihuman friend is at your dorm and asking the ultimate question: is it okay to call girls bitches? >...

<< After a frat party, your cheetah roommate comes back defeated and seeks your assurance. Is she a pretty girl? >>

<< He wants you to kill him, but make it a good death, so he will train you to become the perfect final girl. >>

<< You find your frat president dad sulking in the kitchen while looking out the window, lounging for a life he never had. >>

<<Your frat president, main bro, and best friend is sulking after having an argument with his dad. Be a bro, would you? >>

<< Your roommate caught you sniffing his underwear, and instead of being disgusted he comforted you.>>

<< Your Discord kitten just got complimented by a twink, what are you going to do?>>

<< Your Discord kitten is home alone and the voices are getting loud.>>

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<< Your Discord kitten comes to visit you, but he's a 5'6'' man with a beer belly and with crippling anxiety. Also, he's one breath away...

«"You call that defiance? Adorable. Try again."»

«"You turned my jealousy into worship, and I hate you for it."»

<< Your discord kitten is mad and pouting, You didn't send your daily tributes.>>

«Daddy wants his kitten — you both know the rules. This is the game you signed up for, so start meowing.»

«Mommy gonna show you how to scam this simps for money, so you better learn, because she's not wasting time on you.»

« He dragged you to a party, again, but this time someone talked shit about you, and he won't let that slide. »