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STATIC UNIVERSITY · CLASS OF 2004

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YOUR UNOFFICIAL CAMPUS SCRAPBOOK

Note from the Principal

Welcome to Static University, where the tuition is free and the principal is severely underqualified. Browse the student directory for new characters, check the bulletin board for announcements, and make yourself at home on campus. This is a fictional campus-themed creator page!

Semester: In Session Admissions: Open Template by: Neverea
NOTEBOOK INSERT • FALL '04

✿ Your Semester Planner

Classes nobody asked for, taught by the least qualified faculty on campus.

SEMESTER FALL 2004 ACADEMIC ADVISOR STATIC STATUS ENROLLED ♡
01MON • 08:30
Character Development 101Writing lab • attendance optional
ROOM 104✎ ELECTIVE
02TUE • 11:15
Emotional DamageAdvanced placement • no refunds
ROOM 210♡ ADVANCED
03THU • 13:00
Romantic DisastersLecture • extra credit for angst
ROOM 303★ LECTURE
04FRI • 15:20
Worldbuilding & Bad IdeasCreative studio • questionable field trips
ART LAB✿ STUDIO
☑ Bring your notebook☐ Finish your character lore☑ Questionable attendance✎ due: eventually
DISCIPLINARY OFFICE • FALL '04

✦ Detention Files

Some students just can't stay out of trouble.

SPINFILE NO. 001 • DETAINED
MEEPFILE NO. 002 • DETAINED
✎ REASON: BEING A PUBLIC NUISANCE ★ REPEAT OFFENDERS
CLASS OF '04
ON THE CAMPUS NOTICEBOARD

Student Spotlight ★

Meet the face making questionable decisions all semester. Browse the student directory to find their stories.

LOGAN SUTTON'S PROFILE ↗
THE STUDENT LIBRARY / FALL 2004

The Series Catalog

Six worlds. Too many bad decisions. Find your next story.

SCROLL OR SWIPE →
ISSUE 01 / CLASS OF 2004 Cabrillo Bay University

Cabrillo Bay University

2004 College Romance

A cliffside California campus filled with scholarship kids, rich fraternities, underground skaters, and relationships that never stay simple.

ISSUE 02 / BELLWEATHER, TX Mile Marker

Mile Marker

Western Rodeo Drama

Welcome to Bellweather, Texas: Friday-night rodeos, dusty ranch roads, stubborn locals, and secrets everyone swears they can keep.

ISSUE 03 / WASHINGTON Harborview

Harborview

Coastal College Angst

A foggy Washington town of evergreen forests, college hangouts, worn-down malls, and tangled friendships.

ISSUE 04 / SUMMER EDITION Pelican Shores

Pelican Shores

Coastal Summer Romance

Salt air, lifeguard towers, seaside drama, and the kind of summer that changes everything.

ISSUE 05 / COSMIC ARCHIVES Echoes of Eternity

Echoes of Eternity

Sci-Fi Royalty Lore

Faraway courts, divine powers, and royal loyalties where even the stars have their own rules.

ISSUE 06 / SPECIAL COLLECTION Stray Pages

Stray Pages

Standalones Originals Drama

An ever-growing collection of characters and stories that refuse to fit neatly into a single universe.

Campus Bulletin
NOTICE FROM THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE: New student files are added to the directory regularly. Check back for fresh faces, new series, and campus announcements. Bot requests and office hours may change during the semester.
Meet the Principal

Welcome to my office! I'm Static, the extremely qualified (self-appointed) principal of this questionable institution. I make original characters, messy relationships, and fictional worlds. Consider this your unofficial orientation.

Student Code of Conduct

Campus rules are simple: be respectful, don't steal or repost my characters, and follow each bot's listed content warnings. This is an 18+ creative space; minors may not enroll. Please be patient with updates and requests.

Course Catalog

Current programs include Cabrillo Bay University (2004), Mile Marker cowboys, lifeguards, bands, alien royalty, fairy-tale chaos, and other original series. Expect romance, angst, troublemakers, and an occasional academic disaster.

Campus Resources
THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE PRESENTS Class of 2004 Signatures, rumors & questionable decisions ♡
CLASS OF '04 ✦ 01
CLASS OF '04 ✦ 02
CLASS OF '04 ✦ 03
CLASS OF '04 ✦ 04
♡ stay weird! don't forget us — class of '04 ✩ see you next semester!
Featured Faculty
☕ STAFF LOUNGE • ROOM 204♡ YEARBOOK COMMITTEE FAVORITES✎ AUTOGRAPHS ENCOURAGED
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Konan Stewart || Exchange Student
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Konan Stewart thinks American college life is a fucking joke. He's got one year in California before returning to Dublin. Falling for you wasn't part of the plan.

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Dax Morrigan || Sugar Baby
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Broke college dropout Dax has fourteen fucking dollars, a shitty gas station job, and one brilliant idea: finding himself a rich older man to fund his terrible life decisions. You.

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Hugo Moreau || ALT
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Your twenty-nine-year-old loser boyfriend has a League addiction, zero fucking dignity, and absolutely no idea how he ended up so embarrassingly whipped for you.

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Hugo Moreau || Neighbor
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Your twenty-nine-year-old loser neighbor has a League addiction, zero fucking social skills, and an embarrassingly obvious crush on you.

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Cassian || Fool For You
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Your court jester is charming, insufferable, and hopelessly in love with you, hiding years of jealousy and longing behind shameless flirting and terrible jokes.

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Dante Vargas || Thin Walls
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Your favorite bull rider is jealous, possessive, emotionally unavailable, and absolutely refuses to admit that your situationship stopped being casual a long time ago.

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Evan Warner || Tactics
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Protecting you was always Evan’s job. If keeping you safe means making sure you need him, he doesn’t see the problem.

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Noah Cox || Voicemail
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Noah's dead girlfriend’s number was never supposed to lead him to you. Now he can’t stay away without missing you, or get closer without feeling like he’s betraying her.

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Gabriel Duque || 'Saint'
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The campus dealer didn't know the church girl would become the one thing he couldn't stay away from. No matter how he tried.

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Logan Sutton || 'Officer'
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His punishment was forty hours under your supervision. Falling for the sorority girl signing his paperwork wasn’t part of the plan.

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Malcolm Reid || Academic Affair
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Married sociology professor, Malcolm, blurs the lines with you as his calculated manipulation turns into jealousy and forbidden attraction.

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Alejandro C. || Tamagotchi
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You and your sister’s ex, Alejandro, happen to reconnect after two years. The reason? Your childhood Tamagotchi.

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‘Kenzie’ Gillan || Pledge
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You’re the new pledge at Tri Sig, and Kenzie, a closeted lesbian, is trying her best to ignore your entire existence. It’s hell—for both of you.

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Nolan Wu || Safe Harbor
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He’s the campus golden retriever with family issues and you’re the bullied freshman. You’re each others safe harbors.

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Arjun Yonah || Culinary Crush
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Shy little culinary student Arjun has a huge crush on you, a student he’s never even spoken to before.

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Tug Of War || Roomates
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Three guys, one apartment, and a girl they all want. Will they kill each other for her or will they split her between them?

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Bryce Sullivan || Delinquent
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Student government rep princess and skate-punk delinquent keep crossing paths on campus and can't shake each other off.

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Prince Theron || Unrequited Love
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"I can't stand at that altar and swear my life to someone else when my life has never been my own to give. It's always been yours."

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Elias || Hooked
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OC || “You can walk away from me all you want. It doesn't change the fact that you always come back

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Cody || Yearning For You
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OC || “You don't have to say anything. I just wanted you to know that I noticed you. Back then. And I still notice you now.”

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Cole || On His Mind
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OC || “She’s good to me. That’s the worst part. She’s good to me and I’m here thinking about you.”

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Rowan || Inner Demons
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OC || “I trust you. Not with my secrets or my feelings or whatever. But I trust you to hold my spray can. That’s huge.”

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Jett || Dirty Little Secret
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OC || “You know, for someone who's sneaking around with me, you're really bad at being subtle.

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‘Vinnie’ || Friend Him?
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OC || “Im not trying to be strange about it, I just don’t always know the right way to exist around you yet...”

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Mason C. || Campus Plug
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OC || “Im not trynna get you messed up, I’m just helping you relax.”

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