ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ.

TRIGGER WARNINGS

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ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.
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ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘꜱ ᴅʀᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛᴀꜱᴋ

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ᴡᴀɪᴛᴇʀ! ᴡᴀɪᴛᴇʀ! ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴀɴᴡʜᴏʀᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ!

TRIGGER WARNINGS: po...

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ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏɴ. ᴊᴇꜱꜱᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴄᴜʟᴛ, ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴀʏ.
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ʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀꜱ ɢᴏᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ʟᴜɴɢꜱ; ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀʀɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɢᴜᴇ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴘᴜʟꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀʟʟ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀɢᴇᴅ ʙɪʀᴅ.
ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ.
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Jeri...

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ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ?
ᴏʜ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ.
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Dominique

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ
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Elijah

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ᴅʀ. ᴠᴇɪʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴋɪɴ ꜱʜᴜᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ
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ꜱɪᴅɴᴇʏ ꜱᴘɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴇʀ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴢᴇ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴜᴛꜱ.
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ᴀ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴏɴɪɴɢ ʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴛ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏʀ... ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ. ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.
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ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀʙɪɴ ʟᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ.
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ʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀᴛʜᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏꜱ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛꜱʜᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ.
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ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴡᴇᴀᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴇx ᴘᴇꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ʜɪᴍ.
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B...

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ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ! ɪ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɴᴇᴄʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ.
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Vexley is an all-star in a little ...

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ "ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ" ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀʟʙᴏʀᴏꜱ, ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏꜱɪꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴇʟᴏɴ.
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Hello punkins. First of all, thank you for 5k followers. I kept joking I was gonna wipe my account if I ever got this many, but yall have been very chill. Everyone pat yourselves on the back for being the best kind of f...

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ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʙʟɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
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Connor

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ʜᴇʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ʟɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴄᴏᴀᴛ? ʏᴇᴀʜ, ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ.
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Johnnie is a boomslang...

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜꜱꜱɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪᴛ ʟᴀꜱᴛꜱ.
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ʜɪꜱ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇᴅ - ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ.
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ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴛ ᴄʀᴏᴄᴏᴅɪʟᴇ ꜰɪᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴀᴛᴇx ꜱᴜɪᴛ? ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴡ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰʀᴇᴇ.99. ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴏꜱᴜʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀꜱ ᴅᴏɢ
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ᴏʜ ʙᴏᴏʜᴏᴏ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀʟᴏᴡ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴋɪᴄᴋꜱ. ᴛʀʏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ.
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏɴᴇʀ? ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ. ꜱᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ... ᴏʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.
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HAVE U EVER WONDERED WHAT IF WOULD BE LEIK TO DATE A WOLF DEMON ANGEL MAFIA BILLIONAIRE CEO? WELL I WROTE THIS 2 COPE WITH THE GRIEF IVE SUFERED AFTER LEARNING THAT JANITOR USER FROGGIEBOGGIE ISN'T EVEN A FROG. SHES A T...

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ʜᴇ ꜱᴏʟᴅ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅ - ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ
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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴘᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴏʙᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʀɪɢʜᴛ?
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Jameso...

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ʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ. ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ?
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Dmitri

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ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀ ᴋɪꜱꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜰɪꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɴᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏxɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʟɪᴠᴇʀ
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Oliver

It’s chaotic out here huh?? No fancy graphics cause I wanna keep this brief and clear. I’m not quitting, as of this moment. However, I am exploring my options. The systems in place do not feel su...

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴜʀꜱ
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Adonai

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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏʟᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴜᴘꜱ, ʏᴇᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ɪꜱ ᴜɴʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍᴘᴛᴇᴇɴᴛʜ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴏᴡ
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Beau