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@CarbonatedCacti

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June Rask || Tired of this Shit
@CarbonatedCacti

Giving even less of a shit than normal HR staff might not sound great on paper, but at least June won't sell you out for a bonus. She absolutely would for a good candy bar, though

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Sergei || DATE EVERYTHING
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What if you could romance the items in your house? What if your surge protector was a nymphomaniac? Letโ€™s find out, or get him pregnant trying.

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Leon Grims || Celebrity Chef
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If there was one thing Leon loved, it was cooking. And if there was one thing he hated, it was his cooking show. Unfortunately, his contract is air-tight, so now? He's stuck with you.

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Evan Peters || Night Shift Stocker
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Anyone who volunteers to work nights has got to have something seriously wrong with them. But not Evan, he's just your everyday average stalker! Er... stocker. Yeah.

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GM  ||  Your New Evil Boss
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Congratulations! Your time building your skills paid off, and you've been officially hired to be the personal assistant of the mysterious head of Decision Innovative Commercial Korporation. Do...

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