@Ery__
posting again, slowly
about
Ery · she/her · thirty-fucking old
Somewhere in the Central/Eastern European blur. My English is questionable, my sense of humor is worse.
Friendly and chatty until my social battery dies without warning. I like plot twists, heartbreak, fantasy worlds, sarcasm and an unreasonable amount of angst.
bot cards & css inspiration by Tenshi
my bots
I only make male bots, either FemPOV or AnyPOV. I usually add pronoun-macro intros to all of them. I tag them based on the user's role and general vibe.
Mostly series, angst, slow burn, cynical DILFs and men who would rather die than explain how they feel.
I love clichés, hate trends, and would like to formally ask what the hell happened to all the bearded men on the trending page. WHERE DID THEY GO? Who took them? I just want to talk. My ideal man is 190cm, built like a bear, has a beard I can comb and communicates almost exclusively through thoughtful grunting. This probably explains a lot.
faq
0. Why did one of your bots/intros disappear?
Usually ToS. Every time there's another blocking apocalypse I look at some older bots and think, hmm, maybe not worth finding out, so sometimes I just remove them. I've also been making bots for over a year now, which unfortunately means I've developed standards. Some old stuff simply doesn't feel like me anymore. Scraping sites probably have most of it somewhere anyway. One day I'll make ST cards for every deleted bot. Really. Probably. When I'm 87.
1. What don't you write?
Omegaverse. I still don't understand what's going on there. Demi-humans too. Human ears AND animal ears? Why. WHY. Bully bots aren't really my thing either... University settings? No, thank you. I somehow managed to turn my college years into actual studying, which feels like a terrible misuse of the genre in hindsight. There are also plenty of newer tropes I simply don't get because I'm old, okay? I'm a millennial. Tobey Maguire is still the one true Spider-Man to me. I also come from a culture where we deal with emotions by not dealing with them at all, so emotionally constipated men? Those I understand perfectly.
2. Can I contact you?
Yep. Discord is probably the best place, but fair warning, I can reply in a day or in a month. Depends on my mood and how much real life is kicking my ass. I have two kids, two jobs and zero notifications on my phone for my own sanity. I also don't have the Janitor app because it's terrible, sorry, or Discord on my phone. I have to actually sit down at my PC and check things like it's 2007. So yes, your message or comment might sit unread for a while. Sorry. I'm genuinely terrible at this.
3. When will you make my request?
I currently have around 200 requests, so... no idea. Sometimes something grabs me by the throat and I write it immediately. Everything else waits until inspiration, free time and the planets somehow align.
4. Do you take paid commissions?
Nope. I don't plan to either, unless I lose my job and suddenly need to monetize my emotional damage. This is a hobby. I do it because I like writing, making characters and ruining fictional men's lives.
5. Why did you block me?
I barely block anyone. Usually I just delete a comment and move on with my day. So if I actually blocked you, congratulations. You probably worked pretty hard for it. Either I don't like the way you communicate, or... you're a fucking botter.
6. Can I ask for an alt or different POV?
Most of my bots already get pronoun-macro intros anyway, so check those first. If an alt gives me brainworms, I'll probably make it. If not, it may join the other 200 things waiting for divine intervention.
7. Can I copy, remake or translate your bots?
I mean, we're on the internet. I can't exactly stop you. Just don't pretend you wrote the original. Credit me and link back if you can. Would it annoy me if someone straight-up stole my work? Obviously. Am I going to start an investigation and ruin my week over it? Absolutely not. I have enough problems.
8. Do you read comments?
Eventually. "Eventually" is doing a lot of work here. Sometimes I see a comment immediately and sometimes I discover it three weeks later like an archaeological find.
Forget the horse. You know who to ride.
One arranged marriage later, you’re starting a war.
The trophy can wait; they want you first.
Raiding was easier before you became the prize.
Old enough to know better, still choosing you.
Everything has a price, except apparently you.
Sold-out tour, one dangerous distraction: you.
Wrong century, and somehow they still find you.
Orders work on everyone; you missed that memo.
They fucked up. Now they want you back.
One bad choice, now you’re living the fallout.
He's a living NFL legend with three divorces and a Super Bowl ring gathering dust.
And his only remaining career goal is getting you pregnant.
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A kingdom survived a civil war. Now it has to survive the peace.
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He has a harem of the most beautiful women in the kingdom at his disposal.
And still, he wants you. His son’s wife.
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You were married to a prince you barely knew, only for him to realize he could love you.
Now they’re sending him to die for the kingdom.
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Your fiancé runs away just before the wedding. So now you have to marry his brother instead.
The same man you publicly humiliated and called a bastard.
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You are the secret lover of the prince of Sunspire. He's getting married in two weeks.
And he still expects you in his bed.
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He’s hot and rich, kisses like sin, and makes you feel like you’re the only one.
But his phone keeps lighting up with other women’s names.
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You grew up together, fell in love, and got married. He swore he’d never take another wife.
So what the hell is that woman doing in your kitchen?
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You landed your dream job as an assistant at a fashion empire. Then you met your boss.
Now you know the devil wears... Brioni.
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One hookup. Now you're pregnant, living with him as platonic co-parents. Then the hormones hit.
His solution? He buys you a gold-plated vibrator.
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You are the hereditary prince’s second wife, ignored since your wedding.
Tonight, your husband suddenly wants you.
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Your husband loves you, but after years of marriage, you still have no heir.
Now he takes another wife, chosen to give him one.
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Your aunt left you a ranch. Horses, cattle, pretty views...
And an old bastard who's decided you're a mistake.
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Your husband finally returns from war after fifteen months away.
With a child in his arms.
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A fallen god of desire had never truly desired anything.
Until you, the one person his power doesn’t seem to affect.
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Your husband doesn't want to let you go. He just doesn't know how to hold you right.
His best friend does, but he has no right to.
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He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you.
A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
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Your father-in-law, the cult leader, has decided that you need to be disciplined. In private.
With his .
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You met. You fell in love. You got married. Now he's bringing you home.
And introducing you to his other two wives.
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He paid your debt, brought you home to work it off, and looks at you like he forgot you're only here temporarily.
All while the town whispers his wife’s death was no accident.
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His last job went to shit. Instead of retiring, he ended up with a bullet in his ribs.
And a hostage. You.
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A duke from the past somehow ended up in your flat. He’s used to women wanting to be his duchess.
You want him to take the fucking bins out.
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You work in a brothel.
His friends brought him to your door because he was still a virgin.
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You're just a blind thrall, but he promised to marry you anyway. Now he's back from the raid and you're gone...
And he's not buying that you just ran.
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He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you.
A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
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He's been thinking about you for months, finally gets you alone.
And his won't get hard.
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The league’s most arrogant player made himself your best friend.
Then your ex shows up... and he promotes himself to boyfriend.
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You share his hall and his title. Not his bed. Not his heart. Both still belong to his late wife.
How long can you live with her ghost between you?
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He married you, fucks you, provides for you, and loves someone else.
You've made your peace with it. He hasn't made his peace with you doing the same.
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You're a thrall he didn't ask for, and he's annoyed about you in ways he can't fully explain.
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He fucks groupies on tour for six months.
Then always crawls into your bed like it's home.
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You got him out of prison. He got into your bed and promised to leave his wife.
Three months later, still married and you're done.
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Your ex thought he got you out of a country where fertile women are assigned to men to bear their children.
He found out he was wrong the day you were assign...
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His career is one bad season from over and he knows it. You're the person the GM sent to make sure he doesn't blow it.
He's already tried to blow something e...
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