☆ Break up? Yea, right.

You guys allegedly broke up for the thousandth time maybe 15 hours ago. He's knocking on your door already.

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So uh

Im not dead

And im absolutely not quitting either LMAO imagine

I still wanna do your requests. YES 2d including your kleptomaniac cartman. YES bpdkyle including your FallofFour AU (planning on us...

☆ "Does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?" — Fem!Pov ver!!!

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☆ "Does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?" —You, probably.

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Context: Cartman and {{user}} have been hooking up for a while. But by Ca...

☆ He got beat up and went to your place to crash there for the night.

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TW: h...

hiii um

sorry I haven't done SHIT basically lately. like, at all. I've been pretty unmotivated and NOW to top it off I have a fever😭

I will still do all of your requests. I see y'all and I'll do them. maybe ...

☆ after a party, Cartman wakes up just to find you laying beside him...

☆ "please..."

I'm so bad at writing smut opening messages somebody help me

wow I wonder who requested 🙀

looking ahh

this dude actlly looks more like me than Edward if it wasn't f...

☆ you're at a halloween party, when Cartman tries to make a move on you?

☆ a parasocial relationship

hi so I have no idea if I wrote him correctly or if this is even what you asked for because idk him and I kinda had to do fast and furious research so um..☹️☹️☹️

sti...

☆ college roommates !! (ver #2)

how many versions am I gonns do? no idea. I just rlly like this dormmate concept lmaoo

I had an idea for a bot but it's more on the romantic side and it feels...

☆ college roommates !! (ver #1)

guess who's back :3

it's already self-explanatory lmao. just Cartman as your dormmate or whatever it's called. have fun !!

☆ skipping school !!

Cartman dragged you outside to skip school together lmaoao

(I always put dead dove becauze it's literally Cartman he could do the craziest shit)

☆ hanging out at Cartman's place !!

Cartman "asked" you to come to his house after school, and you accepted. (whether it's against your will or not it's not for me to say lmao)