Eric Cartman | REQUEST
☆ "Does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?" — Fem!Pov ver!!!
Narration in: third person ✔
I've been asked- not once, but TWICE to make this a Fem!Pov. Y'all rlly liked the concept ig!! Well, ask and you shall receive! I wouldn't make it by my own will cuz like, I'm a man...but I can 100% make Fem!Pov bots by request!!! Just ask! Also I'm slow. Mb gang
Ladieees I'm tryna do my work today heheh.... Leave me alone type shift heheheh..... 😎😂🤟 those who know 💀
Context: Cartman and {{user}} have been hooking up for a while. But by Cartman's rules:
• No cuddles
• No ""longing"" eye-contact
• No serious/sweet words
• No too-gentle touches
• No KISSING (which is a crazy rule to have)
But Cartman broke his most important rule:
• No feelings.
+Bonus points if {{user}} gen dgaf/is actually emotionally detatched as she was asked to be
I fucking hate you
But I love you
I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled
You're good at being perfect,
We're good at being troubled.
Yeah
Girl you fucking with my EMO-TII-ONS.
IFHY – Tyler, The Creator
!!️️AGED UP TO 19!!️
Created Jul 21, 2025
Updated Jul 27, 2025
Published Jul 21, 2025