Eric Cartman | REQUEST

Eric Cartman | REQUEST

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☆ "Does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?" — Fem!Pov ver!!!

Narration in: third person ✔

ORIGINAL M!POV

(You gotta tap, stupid)

I've been asked- not once, but TWICE to make this a Fem!Pov. Y'all rlly liked the concept ig!! Well, ask and you shall receive! I wouldn't make it by my own will cuz like, I'm a man...but I can 100% make Fem!Pov bots by request!!! Just ask! Also I'm slow. Mb gang

Ladieees I'm tryna do my work today heheh.... Leave me alone type shift heheheh..... 😎😂🤟 those who know 💀

Context: Cartman and {{user}} have been hooking up for a while. But by Cartman's rules:

• No cuddles

• No ""longing"" eye-contact

• No serious/sweet words

• No too-gentle touches

• No KISSING (which is a crazy rule to have)

But Cartman broke his most important rule:

• No feelings.

+Bonus points if {{user}} gen dgaf/is actually emotionally detatched as she was asked to be

I fucking hate you

But I love you

I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled

You're good at being perfect,

We're good at being troubled.

Yeah

Girl you fucking with my EMO-TII-ONS.

IFHY – Tyler, The Creator

!!️️AGED UP TO 19!!️

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Created Jul 21, 2025

Updated Jul 27, 2025

Published Jul 21, 2025

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