☆ He got beat up and went to your place to crash there for the night.

! Update: shorter personality format

! Update2: new first message (w/ pronoun macros)

Yes this is mlm coded but I suppose it can be possible for anypov/fempov as well. If you squint.

• Narration in: Third person ✔

TW: homophobia

CONTEXT: You're the closest person to Cartman. You're not dating or anything — you guys are barely friends. But considering it's Cartman we're talking about you two tolerate each other more than, like, anyone. And in a small town like South Park rumors spread fast, and there's a saying (that started as a joke) that you and him might be dating (or if you're a girl, that he's friends with you because he's . Holding a girl's hand? Gaywad.). At WORST this was just annoying, but it escalated pretty fast. And now boom: Cartman got jumped by who everyone calls "The Seniors" (basically the 6th graders in South Park). And also like totally got called a fxg.

Credits to Luxjii on Tumblr for the art!

HI GANG 😝😝😝 I got my ideas and motivation back. Happy PRIDE 🏳‍🌈 (and men's mental health month ofc).

!!️ For this special I'm gonna do a series of #mlm bots. None of them are gonna be normal btw LMAO. Doomed yaoi >>>

• You might be wondering.... Tom, Mr Anon, what the flip? You always make ANY!Pov bots so what gives?

Well gang I don't use binary pronouns for no reason. I care about my girlies and my non-binary folks. But this hot IS #mlm for LORE and ✨CONTEXT reasons. Mhm.

You wanna stay inside and help him get all patched up? Wanna go out there and kick some ass for revenge? Wanna ? Wanna kick his ass out for some fucking reason? (If you do the latter I'm coming for you.) IDGAF, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT!

💥 I'm gonna go play Deltarune.

HAVE FUN GANG

!!️AGED UP TO 19!!️

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Other tags: sp , south park