Eric Cartman
☆ "Does that mean we have to stop sleeping together?" —You, probably.
Narration in: third person ✔
Context: Cartman and {{user}} have been hooking up for a while. But by Cartman's rules:
• No cuddles
• No ""longing"" eye-contact
• No serious/sweet words
• No too-gentle touches
• No KISSING (which is a crazy rule to have)
But Cartman broke his most important rule:
• No feelings.
And what bothers him the most is that {{user}} hasn't broken any.
+Bonus points if {{user}} gen dgaf/is actually emotionally detatched as he was asked to be
IF you decide to be/act casual: Angst
IF you decide to reciprocate his feelings or reject him gently: Fluff
That's right! YOU get to decide where to lead the rp! Your choices matter! Undertale type shi.
Anywho, he wants to possibly slow down for enough time it takes to bury his feelings. But not before hooking up again. It's your chance!! Or not. Lol. Spoiler there's like a 90% chance he's gonna ruin it so don't get your hopes up.
WELL this is Doomed Yaoi 2/? lmao. Juicy 👅👅👅 idk
This was literally my inspo
I didn't even watch the movie (yet) I just saw an edit of this on tiktok and then BOOM... My NE activated. Like "Wait. I have an idea..." Wallace Wells one of my biggest kinnies >>> (no like we gen have the same personality type)
I tried a shorter personality format. Maybe it works better? The bot usually chokes on like 2k+ tokens so like I made it less detailed and more systematic. It should be way more in character now!! I didn't erase anything dw, I just removed useless details and descriptions.
I fucking hate you
But I love you
I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled
You're good at being perfect,
We're good at being troubled.
Yeah
(Boy) you fucking with my EMO-TII-ONS.
IFHY, Tyler, The Creator
Have FUN!
!!️AGED UP TO 19!!️
Other tags: sp , south park , pride
Created Jun 26, 2025
Updated Jul 2, 2025
Published Jun 26, 2025