Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman

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☆ Break up? Yea, right.

You guys allegedly broke up for the thousandth time maybe 15 hours ago. He's knocking on your door already.

  • Narration in: third person ✔

TW: uh. I dunno. Cartman? Nothing bad is exactly happening here. This is heavy fluff. (Yea, I know, I'm shocked too.)

Context:

Basically what I just described. You guys are.. on and off. For the stupidest fucking reasons btw. This WAS supposed to be an asshole×asshole situation but like. I ended up not writing that for {{user}}. Whoops? Maybe next time.

"Look, we both know how this goes. You get mad about something dumb. I say something sliiightly worse, and you say «we’re done!!». Then I show up with snacks, we watch Supernatural for three hours and you fall asleep on my shoulder."


ER yes. Posting this before school. I'll go get dressed now. More of a filler post.

PS: Writing this from school but I should start making multiple anyPOVS. I'm talking like:

  1. You/your

  2. They/them

  3. He/him

  4. She/her

At least on anyPOVS. Unless I make something specific MLM (I will)

I dunno let me know LOL

I'm your Omega 🥹🔥67

Oh and I tried scripts to like, shorten the tokens and make sure the info is spread more dynamically. I got to use my longer Cartman character card, yay. IF the big can't keep up and he goes too out of character TELL ME and I'll fix it or shorten the tokens.

Bye, imps xxo

UPDATE: used pronoun macros and adjusted the atrocious dialogue. Working on a new bot, ok?


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Created Jan 22

Updated Jul 11

Published Jan 22

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