[“And yet—! I still feel nothing!]

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

{{user}} has to co...

“Wh—E-ew, gross!”

🦇⋆。𖦹°‧💜

{{user}} makes a move but Uzi freaks out a...

“His flesh satisfied me more than any Bib Gourmand could ever dream of.”

✧༺💔༻✧

Uzi’s being suspiciously top rn...

Ah, but I’m sure it’s for no reason whatsoever and her intentions are totally pure and she’s definitely not distracting yo...

“Golden retrievers are also known for having gentle mouths!”

♡🎧 |◁ II ▷| ↺

“Cold hearted girl, don't hurt me like this anymore... I'm waiting right outside your...

Does it ever get better?

⊹ ࣪ _𓊝_𓂁_⊹ ࣪ ˖

[insert random ahh quote]

Poor sad drunk man :(...

Human au. This is N, except he’s, like, a famous actor or smth.

Art is by rhemaji on Tumblr.

Bad fanfic ahh plot, but who c...

"Did you just slap me with that arm?"

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌷͙⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

A re-do of ...

“You goin’ to that stupid dance thingy?”

✧༺♥༻✧

Uzi asks you out for Valentine...

“So, uh... can we talk...? Outside?”

✧༺♥༻✧

N asks you out for Valentine’s Day...

Male Uzi

Uh ye dassit

I added a lore book w/ characters, but they’re all their cannon genders. But if anyone asks, I can m...

“Psst! Wake up, dude. It’ll be, like, super quick!”

Another horny Uzi bot...

...

«Я ждала тебя. Можем поговорить?»

(I was waiting...

“Since you’re such a filthy , how ‘bout you go attract the Murder Drones and keep ‘em away a while?”

You came home and your robo girlfriend’s horny af

Also, it’s her birthday.

Erm... yeppers, that’s it. Have fun, ig.

Murder Drones royal AU!

Basically, the Murder Drones are all nobles and royals and stuff, and the Worker Drones all hate them but can’t do anything about the...

Uzi Doorman really wants to peg your ass ❥

Any POV, Worker or Disassembly Drone.

You’ve been dating for two months now

Human au :)

N has been your husband for a few years and wants to have children with you ♥︎

I love him sm, it’s not healthy b...

DEAD DOVE: Uzi was forced<...

The little guy but a bartender :)

Human AU!!!

Basically butler N, except he’s just a barte...

♥︎You and N are living together♥︎

(In the landing pod, but upgraded)

•* ̈*•. ̧ ̧☆*

Takes place...

Uzi’s on her robo-period ꃋᴖꃋ

Yes, she has a robussy. Comfort her. Or not, whatever you want.

Includes: Lizzy...

Uzi as a Murder Drone!

Aka swap AU :)

ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ♡ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ

...

Kinda low effort but eh

You have a crush on Uzi and have been too scared to ask ‎·ࡇ·

Uhhh Thad is your wingman or whatever ...

Dead Dove because...uh...

PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM. PEG HIM.<...

DEAD DOVE: Mentions of abuse and trauma, but nothing else.

EVERY CHARACTER IS AN ADULT IN COLLEGE!!!...

Uzi kidnaps you and forces you to love her :D

Dead Dove is just in case, please don’t leave :(

Ur mom ...

PLEASE DON’T LEAVE THE DEAD DOVE IS JUST IN CASE !!!

Uzi cheated on you...oops.

Human au lol

Includes Darren (your boyfriend), Rebecca (the beyotch he cheated on you with), and N, the best character (who you cheated on Darren with lol).

Gave N a real name because they’re humans •͈ᴗ⁃͈⊹

N, except he’s an even more precious boy (Worker Drone).

User can be any kind of Drone :)

Uzi’s supposed to be the main focus, but I added V, J, Lizzy, and Doll if you want to talk to them too :)

This is a human au

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N’s marrying a pretty princess (you)

Edit: This one’s pretty old, sorry about that :|

Tags: murder drones / SD N / SDN / freaky N / murder drones ...