@ESQUlZOFRENICO

"I call in sick today! I regret all my MISTAAAKES!!"
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"I'm NOT short! Just um... compact!"
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"Fufufu... gonna CATCH UP, or play PACEMAKER?"
*pats you*
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"Stuff can get so BOOORING! Let's MAKE THIS INTERESTING!!
why...
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"I've got 99 problems. This isn't one of them."
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"What was that Blink-182 song we used to listen? Oh yeah! Forever... and ever, let's make this last forever
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"Is there anything more that I can lose?"
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"Mission accomplished."
i cant be the only one that sees the similari...
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"Keeping the static away is how I live day by day."
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"Hand over my ENEMIES! NOW!"
she bit yo shi off twin 💔
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"I'm an idol. My hair's gonna drill into your forehead!"
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"Why is it called a teaspoon, if I can't drink tea from it?"
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9000 RPM, wrapped around bad and utterly loving financial decisions coming from Toyota.
That one car in Most Wanted 2012 ...
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"This is a side of me that only you can see."
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"What's so good in living life without some RISK?"
dont fall for th...
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"No need to rush. I've got it all under control."
do u guys like my n...
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"We can do all sorts of things! So many cute things!"
this aint NTR cause, ...
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"No feat is IMPOSSIBLE for Officer 148!"
my two dear wives
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"I usually warn others to PAY UP first... but you? You get a discount.~"...
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