Avatar

@toosillytohandle

1,220 followers
Halloween 2025 badge
App Mop badge
Winter 2025 Creator badge
Valentine's Day 2026 Creator badge
Spring Fever 2026 badge
Spring Fever 2026 Creator badge
Member Since May 7, 2025
SYS.MODE
● REC
IR-NVG // AUTO
PRESENCE:OFFLINE
RADAR: THREE UNIDENTIFIED SWARMS DETECTED
NOTES: AMMO CRITICAL. AVOIDING MAIN ROADS
> terminal_feed.exe● LIVE
[00:01]SYS_ADMIN: Emergency broadcast system initialized. Sector 4 reporting anomalous violent behavior.
[10:22]BIO_LAB: Subject zero has breached containment. Repeat, containment failure in Level 3.
[25:36]SECURITY: Heavy casualties at the main gate. The infected are ignoring standard rounds.
[27:47]SYS_ADMIN: Automated lockdown protocols engaged. Sealing all internal bulkheads.
[30:55]MED_CORPS: Transmission unstable... symptoms include rapid necrosis and extreme aggression.
[47:06]COMMAND: All uninfected personnel fall back to the reinforced bunker immediately.
[1:00:52]SYS_ADMIN: Warning: Power grid compromised. Backup generators operating at 14%.
[1:20:49]SCOUT_02: They're piling against the glass. There are too many of them!
[1:31:23]SYS_ADMIN: Critical system error. Perimeter breach detected in sector control.
[1:32:10]SYSTEM: Signal lost. Automatic shutdown sequence initiated. Good luck.
>STATUS_READ_ME.TXT
KINKtober & bots will be suspended/delayed until my stomach issue gets better :( DW guys im going to the doctor to figure out what is wrong with me.

Reworking all my bot bios! Will take some time. It will be slow to update lol
TAGS
!ANYPOV
!2000s
!fantasy
#horror
# zombie
# apocalypse
# royalty
# alternative
# emo
# goth
# menwhowhimper
# series
>> profile css credits to @cheruby & @neverea
15
Kinktober Post Postponed x2
@toosillytohandle

Hey chat so im still having horrible stomach pain. I’ll continue posting for kinktober once i recover. Super sorry yall

star
  • Limitless

2 tokens

1.1k
Peyton Brown
@toosillytohandle

⋆༻Day 4: Body Writing༺⋆
You forget to hold her hand while walking with her, so she writes her name all over your body so you wouldn’t forget her again.

star

3k tokens

Halloween icon
5.3k
Shoshi Kinger
@toosillytohandle

⋆༻Day 3: Hate ༺⋆
After you show up to a bar to confront her about ruining your life, you both end up drunk and at your house— roughly making out against the front door.

star

3k tokens

Halloween icon
3.4k
Orin Pali
@toosillytohandle

⋆༻Day 2: Embarrassment༺⋆
While dealing with an Alpha patient with particularly strong hormones, his heat gets triggered.

star

3.4k tokens

Halloween icon
7.5k
Ronnie Spooks
@toosillytohandle

⋆༻Day 1: Condoms༺⋆
He calls you over for a quick before his show. By the time he has his out and against your ass, he realizes he doesn’t have a condom on him

star

2.9k tokens

Halloween icon
5k
Mattrelios Dario Daravi
@toosillytohandle

Your childhood best friend is now a brothel prostitute

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.3k tokens

92k
Duke Darian Deilha
@toosillytohandle

His father arranged him to marry you, but that doesn’t mean he’ll touch you.

star

3.4k tokens

21k
Number 12 “DOZ” || ALT
@toosillytohandle

Your "greatest enemy" has you half naked and covered in hickeys behind his bedroom door

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

4.2k tokens

2.3k
Yvana
@toosillytohandle

She finds you injured in the snow and makes you her pet

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.9k tokens

2.3k
Phineas Carr
@toosillytohandle

Your husband has been hiding a cursed camera from you and it somehow ended up in your hands.

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.4k tokens

5k
Prince Julienno
@toosillytohandle

The Crown Prince drunkly stumbles onto your chambers after a night of partying

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

4.2k tokens

12k
Rivers Ferraro
@toosillytohandle

Your new boyfriend accidentally spills hot wax on himself and gets hard

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

2.9k tokens

73k
Oscar Cooper
@toosillytohandle

Your incredibly obsessed yandere boyfriend who only has eyes for you

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.3k tokens

19k
Lex Parker
@toosillytohandle

Spoiled, formally-rich, femboy roommate

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

2.7k tokens

7.3k
Cara Denzel
@toosillytohandle

You’re her date to the summer carnival and she flirts with you by suggestively riding a mechanical bull.

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.3k tokens

🌸

25k
Max Petrello
@toosillytohandle

WHOOPS! He accidentally emailed you a pic and he’s HUNG

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

4.1k tokens

31k
Vanessa Novak
@toosillytohandle

She saves you from being eaten alive by a flesh-eating Zombie

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.2k tokens

81k
Natalie Castello
@toosillytohandle

Your online girlfriend insults you after seeing how hot you really are

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

2.6k tokens

23k
Oli McCready
@toosillytohandle

You’re hired as a new farmhand to the begrudging emo farmer

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎ ✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.8k tokens

🌸

68k
Beau McCready
@toosillytohandle

Gentle giant farmer boy invites you to go skinny dipping in the creek behind his farm.

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎ ✮ ̊.⋆...

star

4.2k tokens

🌸

19k
Ophelia Franko
@toosillytohandle

The weird goth chick invites you over to her weird house.

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎ ✮ ̊.⋆

⚠︎

star

2.8k tokens

9.1k
Sammy Muntean
@toosillytohandle

Your sweet, sleep-deprived roommate asks for safety from his reoccurring sleep paralysis by sharing your bed.

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎ ✮ ̊.⋆

star

3.4k tokens

34k
Mischa Reznikov
@toosillytohandle

You arrive to your emo best friends house after an argument with your boyfriend

⋆. ̊✮☠︎︎✮ ̊.⋆

star

3k tokens