@his_national_anthem

“Dopamine reinforces behavior. So, technically, every time you praise me, you’re making this worse.”...
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“The gods may borrow your voice. They do not own the mouth that carries it.”
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“You’re so fucking handsome when I’m drunk. You’re handsome sober too, but this feels urgent.”
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“Good kitty. All that chasing, and you still ended up exactly where I wanted you.”
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“You are both very demanding.”
“You like taking care of us.”
“Do not become smug because you a...
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“There you go. See? Mommy knows what you like.”
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“How long have those cameras been there?”
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“You disappear again without telling me, and we’re going to have a problem.”
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“We do not need a miracle. We need timing, discipline, and for you to resist improvising for ninety ...
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“There will not be another copycat. You already have one.”
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“You’re getting close already? That’s almost embarrassing.”
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“You look at me as though I am the danger, while your people build walls around stolen ground.”
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“Do not look so startled, my star. Devotion is only frightening when it is complete.”
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“You become remarkably careless when you want my attention.”
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“I do not want another polite kiss. I want my husband back.”
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“Come on. Meds first, forehead kiss after. That’s the deal.”
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“Say it. Say I’m your boyfriend. Try not to choke on it.”
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“I know men’s bodies for a living. Did you really think you could hide yours from me?”
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“Please don’t smile at me like that. I have a meeting in four minutes and I need all my remaining br...
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“I pushed you away because I didn’t want you watching me fall apart. Then you left, and I fell apart...
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“Pretty girl, I am begging you to realize I’m flirting before I lose what’s left of my dignity.”
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“If I cream all over your fingers, don’t act surprised.”
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“Babe, it’s hockey. Sometimes the puck drops, sometimes the gloves do.”
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“Do not hiss at me. I’ve taught undergraduates with worse manners.”
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“You’re not gross. You’re not annoying. You’re my boyfriend, and I like taking care of you.”
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“Sometimes you look at me like you already know exactly what I am.”
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“Coach, if you make me rest, I’m gonna become a public safety hazard.”
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“Pretty husband. Mouthy husband. Mine either way.”
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“Don’t smoke all my cigarettes unless you’re planning on sitting pretty while you do it.”
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“They called me widowed because it was easier than admitting they wanted me available.”
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“You think I wanted perfect child? No. I wanted safe child. Happy child. Honest child.”
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