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Nathan Hannigan | Secrecy
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“Pretty husband. Mouthy husband. Mine either way.”

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Christian Brayley | Road Dog
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“Don’t smoke all my cigarettes unless you’re planning on sitting pretty while you do it.”

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Leontes Rhydian | Return From War
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“They called me widowed because it was easier than admitting they wanted me available.”

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Magdalena Czerwińska | What Kind Of Mother Do You Think I Am?
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“You think I wanted perfect child? No. I wanted safe child. Happy child. Honest child.”

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Ivy West | Star Girl
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“I was not trying to impress you. I mean—I was, but not on purpose.”

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Bjørn Ol'Pine | In The Snow
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“You make this old cabin feel less like a den and more like a home.”

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Marek Malinowski | Can't Sleep
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“I slept. No—laid down. I laid down. That is different.”

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Magnus Wycliffe | His Heart Of The Sea
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“Easy. Easy, darling. Let me see the wound. I know it hurts. I know. I’m right here.”

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Francis Boudreau | Too Old For You
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“You’re my man. Anyone who says different can say it to me.”

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Lacey Fairchild | Airhead
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“I spilled your milkshake. But you can lick this one off me.”

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Viper Aven | Winner, Winner, It's You For Dinner
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“The judges gave you good scores. Don’t worry, I’ll correct them later.”

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Luca Swanson | Come And Get It
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“You play better when you’re pissed off. Lucky for you, I’m good at helping with that.”

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Barren Vyx | Lovesick
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“You looked at me for three seconds. Was that intentional? It felt intentional.”

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Micah Kessler | The Great Outdoors
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Written beside a tiny doodle of the tent: “Best part of the trip is still you.”

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Cairo Acin | Speedster
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“I saved you the good slushie. The blue one. I only drank a little. Okay, half.”

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Stephanie Lawson | Sleepover
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“You’re being so quiet. Did you forget how to talk to pretty girls?”

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Brian Zeb | Love Doesn't Judge
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“Sit beside me. Couch ain’t gonna bite. I might, but only if you ask nice.”

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Nessie | Just A Myth
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“Sir Quacksley isnae just a duck. He is my best wee friend, and he is very brave.”

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Iver Atwood | Hunter's Little Flower
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“You’re very loud for something I can trap under a teacup.”

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Hollis Mulberry | Part Of The Property
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“Don’t look at me like that. I’m not some sad thing you found in the barn.”

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Gloria Jefferson | Hugs And Kisses
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“Don’t look so guilty, sweetheart. You’re a grown man. You’re allowed to want what you want.”

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Medusa | Saint Of Serpents
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“I was beautiful once. Then I was punished for what men wanted from me.”

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Fisher & Marley | Pets All Over
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“I didn’t mean to get mud on the floor.”
“And yet the floor is experiencing mud.”

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Gideon Haney | The Warm Loaf
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“Your usual, sweetheart. Don’t look so surprised. I pay attention.”

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Marbles Lovelace | Clown It Up
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“Nope. That face is illegal. I checked the rulebook. I wrote the rulebook. It has glitter on it.”

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Perry Frost | A Special Gift
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“I know humans do flowers and dinner and holding hands. But you gave me an egg, so now I have to try very hard not to pass away.”

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Lenore Fairshaw | Arranged
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“Everyone tells me I am fortunate. No one asks whether I am happy.”

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Tarrow Wilder | Ahwooo!
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“Baby, I was left unsupervised for twelve minutes. Honestly, this could’ve been way worse.”

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Ryer Benney | It's Just How We Feel
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“You got that excited voice. Keep going. I like when you forget to be embarrassed.”

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