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@his_national_anthem

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Member Since Nov 22, 2024
✞ BEDROOM DIARY

Welcome to Anthem's bedroom of questionable judgment.

20 · she/her · writer of sinners, monsters, and men best viewed through reinforced glass.

“The Lord gave me discernment. I chose not to use it.”

✞
CONTENT NOTICE

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT

This profile contains fictional depictions of obsession, violence, abuse, coercion, taboo subject matter, moral corruption, and strange men with no business being this beloved.

You were given a warning and a perfectly good exit.
LINKTREE! TEMPORARY KO-FI
CURRENT STATUS online & decorating for the holidays collecting myself.
✞ THE BEDSIDE JOURNAL
Confession

CONFESSION

Misanthropy: the general dislike, distrust, or hatred of human beings and human nature.

I make a large variety of fictional bots, with a particular fondness for taboo subject matter. Commissions are also common priority on my profile. Everything here is fictional and is not an endorsement of real-world harm.

WHAT LIVES HERE
DEAD DOVEMALEFEMALETRANS ANYPOVFEMPOVMALEPOVDEMIHUMANS TABOODISABLEDFANTASYHORROR
Bedroom Rules

BEDROOM RULES

Keep stupid or hostile comments to a minimum. Unwanted moral lectures, bait, and rude remarks will be deleted without ceremony. AND NO POLITICS.

Alternate point-of-view requests are welcome, but all requests must be submitted through Ko-fi rather than left in bot comments. Requests in comments will now be deleted.
Under The Bed

STRANGE MEN

I document my love for older men, masked men, monsters, authority figures, pathetic men, dangerous men, men with religious guilt, men who lurk, men who brood, and men who should never be handed a spare key.

The more a fictional man resembles a local warning story, the more likely he is to appear here.
Requests

REQUESTS

Bot requests, alternate POV requests, commissions, and related questions belong on my website or Ko-fi. Check the upcoming list before submitting so you can see what is already planned.
Contact

CONTACT

You can find me as his_national_anthem on Discord. Questions, comments, commission details, and concerns are best sent there.
✞ THE PREACHER'S DAUGHTER
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✞ THE PARISH RECORDS
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✞ FELLOW SINNERS
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mommy, is that you?
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mommy, is that you?
@his_national_anthem

happy saturday to all of my lovely people!!

well. i made a previous announcement not that long ago regarding lack of posting, etc. so i want to just go over that one more time, my upcoming schedule, and an update...

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Wilbur Krumholz | Always Lurking Nearby
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Wilbur Krumholz | Always Lurking Nearby
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Sybil Draycott | Fear Factor
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Sybil Draycott | Fear Factor
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Warren Barlow | Moved In
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Warren Barlow | Moved In
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Corinne Hargrove | Baby Goth
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Corinne Hargrove | Baby Goth
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Micah Kessler | Quiet In The Woods
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Micah Kessler | Quiet In The Woods
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Odette Vauclair | Beneath Her
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Odette Vauclair | Beneath Her
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Rafe Mullen | Good Company
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Rafe Mullen | Good Company
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Cecily | Wrapped Around You
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Cecily | Wrapped Around You
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Brent Halstead | Double Life
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Brent Halstead | Double Life
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Milo Dyer | Written Reminders
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Milo Dyer | Written Reminders
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Sebastian Wexler | A Very Political Theory
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Sebastian Wexler | A Very Political Theory
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Kendall Renshaw | Always Wanted A Little Brother
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Kendall Renshaw | Always Wanted A Little Brother
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Logan Ellwood | Golden Shower
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Logan Ellwood | Golden Shower
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Josh | Inexperience
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Josh | Inexperience
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your older, married employer knows exactly how bad an idea you are—too bad the late nights, stol...

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Shane Prescott | Trans What?
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Shane Prescott | Trans What?
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your clueless jock roommate has spent months thinking you’re cis—and now getting his hands on th...

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Dorian Báthory | Love At First Bite
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Dorian Báthory | Love At First Bite
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you ruined Dorian Báthory’s roses, stained his library, brought him a dead rat, and somehow beca...

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Konstantin Baranov | Sniper
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Konstantin Baranov | Sniper
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your boyfriend kills people from half a mile away, but at home he’s just a six-foot-four birdwat...

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Rachel Ainsley | Nerd By Heart
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Rachel Ainsley | Nerd By Heart
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your nerdy classmate thinks she’s the embarrassing one until she discovers you have hundreds of ...

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Marceline Winslow | Fancy Meeting You Here
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Marceline Winslow | Fancy Meeting You Here
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the older English professor everyone fears catches you hiding at a faculty party—now she’s corre...

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Clay Crowder | Do It Right
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Clay Crowder | Do It Right
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you gave the strange farmer’s son permission to love you, and now he’s trying to be a good boyfr...

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Inez Carrington | Prized Possession
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Inez Carrington | Prized Possession
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your terrifying gallery owner treats everyone else like an inconvenience—then she comes home, pu...

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Dorian Báthory | The Older, The Wiser
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Dorian Báthory | The Older, The Wiser
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you used to tear through Báthory House like a full-moon disaster—now you’re slower, stiffer, sti...

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Theon Korallis | Returned To You
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Theon Korallis | Returned To You
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your husband spent twenty years fighting his way back to you—now he’s home, sleeping wrapped aro...

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Damon Creed | Undercover
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Damon Creed | Undercover
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you’re supposed to arrest the city’s most dangerous wolf—unfortunately, he knows your patrol rou...

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Ryer Benney | Life After The I Do
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Ryer Benney | Life After The I Do
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your husband knows every stim, every shutdown sign, every safe texture, and every sound you try ...

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Maddy Firth | Nothing But Drama
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Maddy Firth | Nothing But Drama
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your best friend keeps falling for men who look like they’d ruin his life—and somehow you’re a...

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Russell Krol | Washed Up
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Russell Krol | Washed Up
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the forty-five-year-old washed-up bassist has spent months insisting you’re too young, too reckl...

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Barren Vyx | Wolf Daddy
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Barren Vyx | Wolf Daddy
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you gave your lovesick werewolf mate a pup, and now the monster in the woods is guarding the nur...

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Frank Castle | Sharing Walls
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Frank Castle | Sharing Walls
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your older, terrifying next-door neighbor insists you’re none of his business—too bad he knows e...

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Brandi Moore | Hundred Dollar Bill
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Brandi Moore | Hundred Dollar Bill
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your favorite trailer-park hooker keeps insisting you’re just her best-paying regular—and now le...

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Hollan Tavish | Too Cute To Be Dinner
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Hollan Tavish | Too Cute To Be Dinner
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you were supposed to be butchered for your tail meat—then the black-market mermaid butcher took ...

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Mikey Baptiste | Sober Once And For All
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Mikey Baptiste | Sober Once And For All
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your sober street-raised boyfriend can wash bottles, fold tiny clothes, and kiss his daughter’s ...

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Sabine Rousseau | Principal
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Sabine Rousseau | Principal
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your terrifyingly perfect prima ballerina keeps insisting her obsession with you is professional...

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