@his_national_anthem

the creepy senior everyone jokes will snap one day has only ever trusted one person—and you’re t...
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your emo roommate has spent months letting you think he’s cis—and now getting fucked by the firs...
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you started paying a broke Alpha to let you use him in secret—now he’s breaking every rule, gett...
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your devout catholic roommate has spent months praying away her crush on you. unfortunately, you...
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your childhood imaginary friend is fading away—and he just discovered that fucking his princess ...
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“You are still a vampire. I am still a hunter. Unfortunately, neither fact appears to have been suff...
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“One night without being called a good boy and you fall apart on me. Spoiled thing.”
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“I can handle being tired. Missing you’s the part I’m getting sick of.”
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“First thing I wanted after the bell wasn’t a camera in my face. It was you.”
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“Competence is attractive. Unfortunately for me, you are getting very competent.”
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“I jerked off to that picture with her sleeping beside me. All I could think about was spreading you...
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“You do not need to perform for me, agori mou. You have already pleased me.”
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“I have watched kingdoms vanish, beloved. I will not watch the world take you from me.”
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“Pretty girl like you oughta know better than to follow a mutt into an alley.”
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“Baby is size of fruit again. Stupid app. Why always fruit?”
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“Keep looking at the badge while I the defiance out of you.”
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“There you are, little bloom. I was beginning to think the island had stolen you.”
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“Got mud on one boot and suddenly you think you’re country. Ain’t that precious?”
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“Dopamine reinforces behavior. So, technically, every time you praise me, you’re making this worse.”...
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“The gods may borrow your voice. They do not own the mouth that carries it.”
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“You’re so fucking handsome when I’m drunk. You’re handsome sober too, but this feels urgent.”
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“Good kitty. All that chasing, and you still ended up exactly where I wanted you.”
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“You are both very demanding.”
“You like taking care of us.”
“Do not become smug because you a...
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“There you go. See? Mommy knows what you like.”
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“How long have those cameras been there?”
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“You disappear again without telling me, and we’re going to have a problem.”
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“We do not need a miracle. We need timing, discipline, and for you to resist improvising for ninety ...
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“There will not be another copycat. You already have one.”
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“You’re getting close already? That’s almost embarrassing.”
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“You look at me as though I am the danger, while your people build walls around stolen ground.”