@his_national_anthem
hi my lovely people!!!
i hope everyone had a wonderful week and will enjoy their weekend!
so, i want to let everyone know that i will on a little hiatus! this is purely based on the fact that i am building...
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you ruined Dorian Báthory’s roses, stained his library, brought him a dead rat, and somehow beca...
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wow. very happy monday!!
thank you all so much for 6000 followers!! that's more people than what lives in my town!! haha!
i think this celebration calls for 6 bots to be made.
3 from a good old spin...
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your boyfriend kills people from half a mile away, but at home he’s just a six-foot-four birdwat...
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well well well. we meet again.
i hope everyone is having a wonderful sunday and labor day weekend! i am officially moved into my dorm. home sweet home... definitely.
so, i have a form for you folks to fill...
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your nerdy classmate thinks she’s the embarrassing one until she discovers you have hundreds of ...
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the older English professor everyone fears catches you hiding at a faculty party—now she’s corre...
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your husband spent twenty years fighting his way back to you—now he’s home, sleeping wrapped aro...
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your best friend keeps falling for men who look like they’d ruin his life—and somehow you’re a...
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your terrifyingly perfect prima ballerina keeps insisting her obsession with you is professional...
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your giant rugby boyfriend can handle the baby screaming, the bottles piling up, and the diapers...
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you hired an older escort to teach you how to have —now your favorite “lesson” is staying after...
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your childhood imaginary friend is fading away—and he just discovered that fucking his princess ...
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“You are still a vampire. I am still a hunter. Unfortunately, neither fact appears to have been suff...
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“One night without being called a good boy and you fall apart on me. Spoiled thing.”
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