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Welcome to Anthem's bedroom of questionable judgment.

20 · she/her · writer of sinners, monsters, and men best viewed through reinforced glass.

“The Lord gave me discernment. I chose not to use it.”

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CONTENT NOTICE

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT

This profile contains fictional depictions of obsession, violence, abuse, coercion, taboo subject matter, moral corruption, and strange men with no business being this beloved.

You were given a warning and a perfectly good exit.
CURRENT STATUS online & decorating for fall working on kinktober.
Confession

CONFESSION

Misanthropy: the general dislike, distrust, or hatred of human beings and human nature.

I make a large variety of fictional bots, with a particular fondness for taboo subject matter. Commissions are also common priority on my profile. Everything here is fictional and is not an endorsement of real-world harm.

WHAT LIVES HERE
DEAD DOVEMALEFEMALETRANS ANYPOVFEMPOVMALEPOVDEMIHUMANS TABOODISABLEDFANTASYHORROR
Bedroom Rules

BEDROOM RULES

Keep stupid or hostile comments to a minimum. Unwanted moral lectures, bait, and rude remarks will be deleted without ceremony. AND NO POLITICS.

Alternate point-of-view requests are welcome, but all requests must be submitted through Ko-fi rather than left in bot comments. Requests in comments will now be deleted.
Under The Bed

STRANGE MEN

I document my love for older men, masked men, monsters, authority figures, pathetic men, dangerous men, men with religious guilt, men who lurk, men who brood, and men who should never be handed a spare key.

The more a fictional man resembles a local warning story, the more likely he is to appear here.
Requests

REQUESTS

Bot requests, alternate POV requests, commissions, and related questions belong on my website or Ko-fi. Check the upcoming list before submitting so you can see what is already planned.
Contact

CONTACT

You can find me as his_national_anthem on Discord. Questions, comments, commission details, and concerns are best sent there.
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