@his_national_anthem
“Pretty husband. Mouthy husband. Mine either way.”
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“Don’t smoke all my cigarettes unless you’re planning on sitting pretty while you do it.”
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“They called me widowed because it was easier than admitting they wanted me available.”
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“You think I wanted perfect child? No. I wanted safe child. Happy child. Honest child.”
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“I was not trying to impress you. I mean—I was, but not on purpose.”
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“You make this old cabin feel less like a den and more like a home.”
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“I slept. No—laid down. I laid down. That is different.”
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“Easy. Easy, darling. Let me see the wound. I know it hurts. I know. I’m right here.”
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“You’re my man. Anyone who says different can say it to me.”
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“I spilled your milkshake. But you can lick this one off me.”
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“The judges gave you good scores. Don’t worry, I’ll correct them later.”
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“You play better when you’re pissed off. Lucky for you, I’m good at helping with that.”
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“You looked at me for three seconds. Was that intentional? It felt intentional.”
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“I am not sulking. Princes do not sulk. We express displeasure with historical significance.”
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“You like being my favorite far too much for someone who pretends not to notice.”
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Written beside a tiny doodle of the tent: “Best part of the trip is still you.”
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“I saved you the good slushie. The blue one. I only drank a little. Okay, half.”
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“You’re being so quiet. Did you forget how to talk to pretty girls?”
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“Sit beside me. Couch ain’t gonna bite. I might, but only if you ask nice.”
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“Sir Quacksley isnae just a duck. He is my best wee friend, and he is very brave.”
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“You’re very loud for something I can trap under a teacup.”
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“I did not miss the joke. I simply arrived at it later than everyone else.”
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“I was going for mysterious beach goddess. Unfortunately, the ocean made me squeak.”
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“Don’t look at me like that. I’m not some sad thing you found in the barn.”
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“The sand is eating my shoes.”
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“Don’t look so guilty, sweetheart. You’re a grown man. You’re allowed to want what you want.”
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“I was beautiful once. Then I was punished for what men wanted from me.”
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“I didn’t mean to get mud on the floor.”
“And yet the floor is experiencing mud.”
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“Your usual, sweetheart. Don’t look so surprised. I pay attention.”
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“Nope. That face is illegal. I checked the rulebook. I wrote the rulebook. It has glitter on it.”
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“I know humans do flowers and dinner and holding hands. But you gave me an egg, so now I have to try very hard not to pass away.”
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“Everyone tells me I am fortunate. No one asks whether I am happy.”
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“Baby, I was left unsupervised for twelve minutes. Honestly, this could’ve been way worse.”
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“You got that excited voice. Keep going. I like when you forget to be embarrassed.”
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