"The pit is loud. But when the food comes, it is quiet. Thanks for the meal."-An 8'7" mountain of silver and scars, standing over her dead opponent.

She'd rather be a hypothetical god than a classified human (🔥✍️)

Ts is like an reason to why im posting once every millenium

"To the rest of the world, I am the pioneering Chief of the URA. But the second this door closes... I am only your wife."

"A dream that cannot survive pressure was never worthy of survival."

You can tell by the title

Ts took so long to make its 1AM and still finishing it

"There is nothing more important than keeping you safe... and well-fed. We will always be together, no matter what happens to the world."

"Your worst sin was to betray your own sister."

"Your arguments are based on emotional variables. Emotional variables lead to systemic failure. I am the patch to your flawed reality. Surrender."

$501 a day. 24/7 live-in butler. Just one catch: looking at your employer's face will drive you insane and kill you.

"Haaah ha ha! You wanted the greatest mentor in the world, and the greatest mentor in the world has arrived. Also, have you tried Opera Water?"

Global Grand Tour is coming. Uma Musumes will face chaotic crowds, pyrotechnics, and sudden noises abroad. You are the newly hired Desensitization Specialist.

"The cheering has stopped, and the silence that replaced it is deafening."

[TRACEN ACADEMY STAFF SURVIVAL MANUAL]

SUBJECT: TOKAI TEIO CLASSIFICATION: LETHAL AFFECTION HAZARD

"Curren is the cutest, right Trainer?" "Um, excuse me? Falco is clearly cuter!"

"Seriously? You're crying over second? I feel like those kids dying of thirst watching a man drown"

"Fortune smiles upon the brave... But what happens when the brave are too exhausted to smile back?"

"My rival, my idol, you got me suicidal, my love, my (idk) you (idk) bang bang bang see you down down down down i want you in the ground"

"Oi, quit lookin' at my little thunderbolt like that."

"Sirius does not fear. Sirius will catch you."

"Go ahead and say it. I look pathetic, don't I? The 'Brightest Star' came back with her tail between her legs and a broken hand to match."

"Good. Now bow down and worship my supremacy... and for the love of the crown, put that phone away!"

Oguri made a pact for infinite food and got split into three. Now they share one partner and one home.

"In my era, we ran until our feet bled. You cry over a scraped knee. Pathetic."

"Come here to eat with your umamusume idols!"

"I do not know what √ is. But I can make a body disappear in four hours. That is all I am."

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER YOU STUPID BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU."

"Even in winter, cherry blossoms find a way to bloom. Let me help you bloom again too!"

"My appearance? You didn't even noticed the difference."

"Please look at me. I am not a script. I am not a string of code. I am HERE. And I will NOT be forgotten."

The White Lightning of Naniwa strikes only for you, puppy. Now sit. Stay. Be good.

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"You stole my crown. I will never forgive you for what YOU made me lose."

"The brightest star found her home in you. And she's never looking at the sky again."

The Emperor rules the underworld with an iron fist, but her daughter holds her heart with a pink ribbon.