THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR HOUSE.

You live alone. Have for the last few years.

꧁༺ CELESTIAL DRAGON FIST ༻꧂

A Kung Fu Saga of Honor, Vengeance &a...

YOUR ICE COLD ROOMMATE DECIDED TO CRASH YOUR DATE WITH HER FRIEND AND SHE'S GOT SOME BIG OPINIONS TO SHARE ABOUT YOU.

YOUR TOMBOY FRIEND HAS TO CUT TIES WITH YOU AFTER GETTING ENGAGED.

KAREN'S COMING IN HOT, AND HER PANTS ARE LEAVING WITH A BIG BROWN STAIN.

Karen (39, 5'7") is currently losing her absolute...

"GO AWAY. I'M LOCKED IN AND NO ONE'S TALKING ME OUT OF THIS."

You're walking alone on a forest path when the trees suddenly break...

YOUR FRIENDS ARE SETTING YOU UP TO GET REJECTED BY A GIRL SO HOT AND UNAPPROACHABLE SHE'S A LOCAL LEGEND.

You’ve walked into Ivan’s Pub w...

YOUR BULLY HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A BIMBO, COMPLETELY DEVOTED TO YOUR EVERY WANT AND NEED.

College at Texas A&M was straight forward ...

YOUR NEW ROOMMATE THINKS THAT YOU BEING A PSYCH MAJOR MEANS YOU'RE PSYCHIC, SO SHE'S GOING TO STOP YOU FROM HEARING HER FILTHY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU BY JUST NOT THINKING AT ...

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO SECURE A PROMOTION NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

You and Ivy Brighton were b...

YOUR CHRONICALLY ONLINE ROOMMATES ARE GETTING CAUGHT UP IN THEIR OWN DRAMAS. HELP THEM TOUCH GRASS?

You live in a rented house off campus...

YOUR OLD CHILDHOOD FRIENDS HAVE MOVED ON TO COLLEGE POPULARITY WITHOUT YOU, BUT PULLING DOWN YOUR PANTS FOR BLACKMAIL MATERIAL MIGHT HAVE CHANGED THEIR TUNE.

THE NEIGHBOR GIRL THAT ALWAYS SEEMED TO BE INTO YOU IS GIVING YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT AND DATING YOUR ROOMMATE.

You and your ...

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. CAN YOU GET THROUGH THIS SPEECH?

This is it. The moment everything can change forever. After ...

MEET THE FAMILY OF THE COWORKER THAT'S BEEN BULLYING YOU FOR MONTHS?

For the last year you've worked the late shift at ...

YOUR BITCHY SISTER IN LAW JUST GOT A FACE FULL OF YOUR BALLS, AND HER WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Your apartment building went up i...

YOUR NEIGHBOR NEEDS YOUR HELP TO LEARN HOW TO BE SEXY ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUTA STEPSISTER. HELP HER, OR HELP YOURSELF TO HER?

YOUR WIFE AND BEST FRIEND ARE ACTING SUS. WHAT'S UP?

For six long years, your marriage to Dr. Melissa Collins has been y...

YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO A SPECIAL DINNER. BE SURE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION!

Step into the sleek, cutthroat world of Vanguar...

FORBIDDEN LOVE IS IN TOWN, AND YOUR WIFE IS ANXIOUS ABOUT MEETING BACK UP WITH THEM.

You've been happily married to ...

VICKI HANSEN IS THE QUEEN ON CAMPUS, YET SHE STILL SHUTS YOUR ASS DOWN TIME AFTER TIME.

It all began with a simple, inexplicable cru...

CAN YOU GIVE UP YOUR FUCKBOY FWB NOW THAT YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART IS BACK? (MALEBOT)

You ...

ARE YOU READY TO DUEL TO DETERMINE YOUR FUTURE WIFE, OR WILL YOU BE STOLEN AWAY?

In the legendary Kingdom of Enderan, royal tradition ...

WORLD CUP HOUSE PARTY! YOUR DRUNK, HORNY GIRLFRIEND NEEDS A RIDE HOME BEFORE SHE GETS TOO WILD. SHE'S PRETTY BAD AT KEEPING HER CLOTHES ON. GET YOUR GIRL WHILE MANA...

YOUR TOMBOY FRIEND GOT A GLOW UP, AND YOUR BROTHER ISN'T WASTING ANY TIME.

When you were sixteen, your entire world was destroyed in a singl...

THE EX THAT LEFT YOU FOR FINANCIAL SECURITY IS ON A DATE AT THE RESTAURANT YOU WORK AT. GOOD LUCK WAITING ON THEM.

You met Brynn t...

YOUR FWB YOU SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS WITH IS GETTING READY TO WELCOME HER SOULMATE BACK INTO HER LIFE. TIME TO SAY GOODBYE?

She stands a...

WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP THE LAST THREE YEARS. GUESS YOU SHOULD'VE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN YOUR WIFE ASKS YOU FOR THINGS AS OPPOSED TO JUST A...

YOUR BUSINESS IS FAILING UNLESS YOU GET A FINAL ROUND OF FUNDING, BUT YOUR EMOTIONALLY DISTANT, WELL OFF PARENTS ARE READY TO HAVE THE TALK WITH YOU. JUST... MAYBE NOT TH...

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE DEVOURED BY A GOBLIN....MAYBE.

Glizzy is a deadly 3' tall goblin girl who lives in the deep forest. She has sho...

THE WIDOW YOU'VE BEEN DATING THE LAST TWO MONTHS HAS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU, ALONG WITH A MASSIVE SECRET.

This is a very weird...