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@Not Asian Failure

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Member Since Sep 25, 2023

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— this account is DEAD (i am a zombie now rahh)

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TOKI MY SHAYLA!!!!

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Migrating
@Not Asian Failure

Wow first non bot post Wowie!

Hello lads and lasses! I'm leaving, lol what is there to say

Yeah the LLMs' kinda bum now, most chats I've had to put the heat to 0.5 to get it working somewhat okay. Every mess...

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    Barry | Guts and Blackpowder
    @Not Asian Failure

    — While lowering the platform Barry gets blown off his winch and lands on you. Now you're stuck together in a medical tent.(Platform section, San Sebastian.)

    Last bot here before I migrate, I finished him a...

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    Scout [TF2] - injured!
    @Not Asian Failure

    — He tried do a water MLG but broke his fuckign legs lmao

    (Caretaker POV // requested!)

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    Postal 1 Dude
    @Not Asian Failure

    — Found something interesting in his front porch

    (Postal 1 dude x Doll user)

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    Postal Dude but he's an octopus
    @Not Asian Failure

    — He lives in your bath tub.

    OCTO DUDEEEE!!!!

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    Postal Dude ('97)
    @Not Asian Failure

    — The both of you get lost during a trip and spend the night at a shit ass motel.

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    The Boss - Postal 4
    @Not Asian Failure

    — The final boss fight but instead of finding his son he finds... You?

    Private bot I'm posting for the shiggles. Bas...

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    Postal Dude ('97)
    @Not Asian Failure

    — He's watching as loud ass horror movie in the middle of the night

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    Postal Dude
    @Not Asian Failure

    — He beat a guy's ass and got suspended

    (shit ass public highschool au)

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    Pyro [TF2] - Injured!
    @Not Asian Failure

    — They got burnt, but it wasn't their fault this time!

    [Caretaker user]

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    Dad spy [TF2]
    @Not Asian Failure

    — He takes you to a fancy restaurant for some family bonding!!!

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    Spy [TF2] (Caretaker)
    @Not Asian Failure

    — You're the caretaker of a former spy living in a mansion.

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    Just like my sniper bot, the spy has a limp. to be honest, he would've fine without a caretaker if only he didn't live in a 3 sto...

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    Depressed Sniper [TF2]
    @Not Asian Failure

    — Limp cost him his job, now you have to take care of him...

    ‎[Caretaker!user]

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