Postal Dude ('97)

Postal Dude ('97)

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— He's watching as loud ass horror movie in the middle of the night

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— Basic plot —

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He's your roommate and he woke you up by watching Terrifier on full volume. What more can I say?

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— Extra —

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Uhm... Yeah he's skitzopreshit like a lot of Dude Sr bots, but doesnt show up as often compared to other bots so yeah. Ngl man it's best you just read the bot's personality I made him at like 3 in the mornign 😭

he's also lactose intolerant

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— Notes from Bot's creator —

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Okay so, he was originally supposed to be a music mania bot based off the song 'Linda Blair' by Tanya Markova. But there were no original covers of the song on sound cloud and when I tried uploading one it didn't fucking work for some reason so I just gave up on it and did whatever really.

The initial plot was gonna be about Dude Sr. staying up all night watching horror movies then tweaking out in class and attacking his college prof but uh because I didn't really know how to write it and the other reasons I stated earlier I sorta just gave up.


["Hey, NotAsian! What's the deal with the pfp change?" I hear you asking. Well, I dunno. It just seems hypocritical and stupid that someone who can draw would use someone else's work, when I am perfectly capable of doing it myself. I'm doing this to the rest of my bots too btw, so yeah. And, unless you have the creators permission or like they let ppl do whatever with their art, it's art theft. (especially using it in a nsfw bot site like bro 😰)

If you can draw I highly implore you to use your art for your bots, but if you can't or just don't want to, then don't. it's your decision, and no one can tell you what to do with your own crap. I'm just doing this cause I can, and I have a massive back log of postal dude drawings that allows me to do so.

Sorry this sounds so harsh lol... There are just guidelines I'm setting for myself, idgaf what y'all do yall can do whatever lmao]

You see, (also spoilers btw) in postal 4, if you give the Boss milk he dies and falls off a balcony. Now, before he does he goes on a monologue which was taken directly from a diary entry about the airbase in Postal 1997 which implies that he is the original Postal Dude. Whole the developers have stated that Postal 1997 and Postal 2 takes place in different universes, could it be that Postal 2 is an alternate timeline where Dude 1997 evades capture/escapes the mental facility and travels to Edensin where he'd eventually become a King pin? Maybe. Idk

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Created Mar 9, 2025

Updated Jan 10

Published Mar 14, 2025

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