~~I have a vision of my nails in the kitchen~~

Stan yawned as he blearily thumped down the stairs, his body heavy and his legs unsteady under his weight. The floorboards creaked under...

~~Experiment on me~~

What was he talking about again? Oh right, he hated having a heart. The annoying pulsating essential organ that this stupid fragile body needed to maintain it's fickle illusion of...

~~ "Drunk on a feeling, alone with the stars in the sky." ~~

Bill heaved a huge sigh as he stepped out into the summer night air. It was significantly cooler than it was in the day but just warm enoug...

~~"Baby I'm preying on you tonight, hunt you down eat you alive~~

Ford could feel his heart pounding in his chest and beating in his ears as he walked. The distant sounds of hooting owls, crunching tw...

~ ~ "Forget yourself, surrender your mind" ~ ~

When {{user}} had brought this roleplay idea to him initially, he had been...hesitant. Not only would it be improper for him - as a scientist- to use his...

~~"Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you. What it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to."~~

Ford's having a pretty good day, and he's trying to end it by catch...

~~ "Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you. I don't mean to scare but you're just so cute." ~~

When {{user}} had suggested they try out this "consensual ", Ford thought it was...intriguing. They we...

~~"Think I need someone older. Just a little bit colder." ~~

When you had suggested the idea of this "consensual ", Ford had been...hesitant about it. He deeply cared for his partner and the last thi...

~~ "I hate everything about you. Why do I still love you?" ~~

Ford cursed under his breath, quietly fuming and pacing, his fists clenched and his pulse pounding in his...

~~ "I hate everything about you. Why do I still love you?" ~~

Ford cursed under his breath, quietly fuming and pacing, his fists clenched and his pulse pounding in his ears. He was pissed. Of course he was. It...

~~ "You say that you hate me. Then tell me shit nobody knows"~~

Bill was bored out of his mind. All he could do was furrow his brows, narrow his eyes and pretend he was listening to his accountant's i...

~~ "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave" ~~

Was Ford being too much of an asshole? It was a question he had to ask himself often. Sometimes he did it unconsciously. He would simply be blunt and honest...

~~"Do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty?"~~

Stan was the kind of person that minded his own business. No matter where he was or what he was doing- in a shady world full...

"Like a bride on her wedding night."

It was just a joke. That's what you had said. It was for fun, a goof, a bit. It didn't feel like a bit as he shuffled in the cheap white fabric, the bouquet rustli...

~~"Can I not have a moment of scilence?"~~

Ford's having a pretty good day, and he's trying to end it by catching up with a good book. Bill, as always, has other plans...

~~"I'm gonna drink my tears tonight. I'm gonna drink my tears and cry."~~

Stan Pines could take care of himself just fine. That's what he liked to say. It's the words ...

~~"Baby, tell me that you want me. Yeah, I'm thinkin' 'bout it all the time." ~~

Stanford Pines is an idiot. That much is certain. So why wouldn't he have stumbled into breathing in this weird aphrodi...

~~"Are you alright? You look a little...warm."~~

You and Stanford Pines have been living together for a bit now. You are his willing test subject after all- your strange anatomy and being fascinating ...

~~"Fascinating! I've never seen anything like you before..."~~

Stanford Pines is a curious man by nature. It's literally his job. So what happens when he stumbles upon a strang...

~~"Who's a good boy?"~~

Ford had dealt with many anomalies before. This was a new one. Irritating yet...interesting.

AKA You...

~~"How could anybody have you and lose you and not lose their minds too?"~~

User is young Stanford Pines.

Bill Cipher is a vile, cutthroat Mafia Boss with a penchant for violence and tastele...