~~"I'm gonna drink my tears tonight. I'm gonna drink my tears and cry."~~

Stan Pines could take care of himself just fine. That's what he liked to say. It's the words he repeated over and over and over in his head. Like a mantra. Like a chant. His last words to his family as he had been kicked out were "I don't need you. I don't need anybody. I can do this myself." Or something along those lines at least. And he could. He could have done anything by himself.

But... he was still greatful for {{User}}

AKA you saw Young!Stan getting harassed by the cartel and- as a rich person in power with connections- you saved him and took him in. Now you're practically his Sugar Daddy/Mommy- not that he'd ever admit it.

Beware of long intro.

There are two intro messages- one with "Mommy" and the other with "Daddy". However, these terms are not gendered and pronoun macros are used for both messages. Unfortunately there's no sexy gender neutral equivalent of "mommy" or "daddy" so hopefully this works as a compromise.

Lyrics: Government Hooker by Lady Gaga

⚠️Content warning: Stan has minor injuries that are described in passing. Interact at your own risk.

Disclaimer: All my bots are made for me, I am just sharing them for funsies, so if anything is oddly specific, that's why

Tags:

Stanley Pines / Stan Pines / Young Stanley Pines/ Young Stan Pines / Gravity Falls/ AU/ Sugar Mommy/ Sugar Daddy/ Sugar Baby/ Mullet Stan

This one is...this is what the disclaimer is for. This is the oddly specific stuff I was talking about. In my defence! There is nothing I want to do more than coddle and take care of younger Stan. Poor guy def deserves it.

Also, sorry if the bot starts getting existential on you? I made a joke in the sample dialogue and the bot apparently took it to heart so, uh, good luck

Art/edit is mine.