~~"Baby, tell me that you want me. Yeah, I'm thinkin' 'bout it all the time." ~~

Stanford Pines is an idiot. That much is certain. So why wouldn't he have stumbled into breathing in this weird aphrodisiac pollen? And of course why wouldn't he have {{user}} right on his tail when he's trying to hide how hot and bothered he is.

AKA Ford got pollen-ed and he desperately needs help- no matter how much he denies it. Will you lend him a hand?

Beware of long intro.

Pronoun macros are used for User. This takes place a couple years after the ending of Gravity Falls. User is living with the Pines for whatever reason. The whole family could be there or it can just be you and Ford- it's up to you.

You can be Bill if you want.

Lyrics from: Muse by Isabel LaRosa

Disclaimer: All my bots are made for me, I am just sharing them for funsies, so if anything is oddly specific, that's why

Tags:

Stanford Pines / Ford Pines / Gravity Falls/ Desperation/ Dry Humping/ Pollen / Aphrodisiac / Horny

What can I say? I just wanna see this man sweating, drooling and desperate. Can you blame me?

Edit done by me. God, it's so funny making horny edits from cartoon screenshots