
@LilWasteBin

“Don’t I deserve a little rest after working all day? And by work I mean opening the fr...
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“Why do you find it surprising that I bought some cake? Can’t a guy enjoy something sw...
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“Did you bring food just to make up for the late hour arrival?”
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“Taking the trash out is definitely better than whatever you’re doing here.”
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“Seeing it in person feels totally different from seeing a scale model of the place.”...
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"Do you really expect me to stay sober and awake when the drinks here are that good?"
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“You’re not touching anything on that plate until I get a good pic.”<...
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“If you’re going to follow me, at least make sure you’re silent.”
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“Me? Blushing? No, this is just uhh... from all the fighting. Yeah...”
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“Apparently maintaining perfection comes with a part time babysitter.”
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“... I’m not religious, but what in the Titans’ names are you doing in my office?”
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“...What? Can’t a man just pet one of these delightful creatures in peace nowadays?”
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