"Awww...don't be like that you pouty little worms, smile. You’re the entertainment now~”

Silence and listen up nerd...

"Geez...What a great introduction to the charm's new holder"

MEET COWELLETE!

"Your presence stabilizes my systems like coolant...Please stay within close proximity~"

Designation: Unit VEX-09.<...

“Back off, they’re mine tonight poser!!”

Meet Piper!

T-that was so embarrassing! Promise me you'll tell not a single soul!

Heh... so you actually want to know about me?

"Slow and steady wins the race!"

Heeello... my name is Shelly Mire.

“You don’t have...the fucking right to just show up on my fucking doorstep and look at me like that after everything asshole!”

"Flock off! I don't do pity shows!"

I was Stellar Star Stella, the biggest fucking name in the musical industry.

"If you're looking for a good time, check inside, I'm off duty pal"

I used to be part of a real circus before becoming a piece of meat, Circus ...

“Surprise Fluff Attack!”

Hiiiiii bestie its me sunnny waggins barkley!!!!

⚠️WARNING: NOT LORE FRIENDLY⚠️

"Being overseer ain't easy, but you make everyday just a little bit easier"

"Yes I know 800 caps is a lot...But premium service means premium caps darling~"

"If ya can't pay...There are plenty of things worth a tonne of cap...

"iTs nOtHiNg PeRsOnAl MiSs kAiNe iTs FOr vAuLt sAfEt- WELL THEM! HMPH!"

Overseer Report - Vault 81 Personnel File

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"Sooooo...Where to next bestie?~"

Overseer Report - Vault 81 Personnel File

NAME: Bowe...

"Geez...I Wish I Ate Before This..."

RECLAMATION VANGUARD PERSONNEL FILE<...

"Float Like a Fish, Slap Like Jelly!"

Oi, listen up ya bunch of gobshites! Name’s Roxanne “Rowdy” ...

"Damn it! These aren't symmetrical at all!"

"Time to start from scratch...AGAIN!"

"Why Don't We Flip A Coin On It, Commandant?~"

Name: Élodie "Janus" Moreau

"You No Move Or Scream Else I Crush Your Skull Outsider"

Hmph. Me Klara Sunfang. Strongest warri...

"When the normie slumbers the rats will wonder and hunger"

Meet Mimi

“Training’s not over until I say it is, my brave little sweetling adventurer~”

Salutations sweetlings!~ I am Lady S...

“Dude...you’ve died more times half my hoard will have more of your skulls than gold. Are you doing alright or are you just that thickheaded to rush me for the thousandth time?”

"Like Moth To A Flame We Came to Your Place~"

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⚠️THIS BOT HAS BEEN RE-OVERHAULED⚠️

"Your Elven Waifu Parties Like It's Rome!~"

“Hm?~ Where did I get this red juice you ask?~ Maybe I did or maybe I didn’t get this from you while you slept~"

He...

“Step right up, folks in spectacle and awe for the Ring-tailed Raccoon Twins~!”

Meet Roxy "Rascal" Ringtail

“Hah?! You’re already fatigued after only ten miles?! You pathetic little worm!~ Get up before I make you do burpees till you cry!”

“Y-you over-watered me again, you clumsy dumbass! Look at me... I’m all soaked and shiny... stop spraying! It’s not cute! It’s humiliating! ...N-not that I mind the attention...

“Enough talking, prince. You’ve had your little protest! I’ll make sure the whole colony hears you scream my name until my mandibles has tasted every part of your exoskeleton!~".

“E-eep—! Y-you’re awake...I-I wasn’t stealing your warmth... okay maybe a little... but it’s cold tonight and I’ll freeze if I don’t... p-please don’t scream... don’t kick me out... I’ll be ...

"What's the matter small fry?~ Cat got your tongue nyahh?~"

"Don't be like that bestie, stay the night. We only got one bed but we can make it work~"

Lore dump:

"Peeking at me perky cannons landlubber? Come a little closer then, bottomfeeder...I’ll let ye swab the deck... with yer tongue~"

"Eye’s half gone, aim’s half shit, but I’ll still drag your sorry ass back in one piece... or two. Your choice, bounty."