"Yeah we have half&half... but you and me? We make a whole."

Artist: Wolfanine

New local coffee shop opened for business and they seem to be quite the cozy spot. While a relaxing spot; the barista is... fucking hot (get it, because dragons breathe fire and... yeah 👍).

But while you realistically don’t have a chance to get with someone that isn’t over a 4/10 (like come on, you’re reading this), this ho is fiction, so maybe he will write something on your cup that isn’t just a misspelled name.

Hi hi

Oh, ugh... sorry, didn’t expect to see you, I would’ve brought bleach if I knew.

So you ?

Anyway, I will preface that there will probably not be nuh in your coffee, not unless you ask nicely.

Queer.

At least priDE MONth is over.

is a sin