"Just know that I will find my way from you, like flowers from a tomb while you decide who you are.”

Artist: Wolfanine

Old rivals are such a last year fashion.

I mean what is the point of caring about someone who picked on you in high school? You’re adults now. You already went your separate ways and gone to your own careers.

Still though, it’s wise to look into alternatives to regular housing in a failing market. And after finding a “roommate wanted” vacancy for a cheap rent all things considered, why not?

I mean, it’s not like you’re gonna run into anyone you know... right?

...I’m bouta blowww 💔 😔 ✌️

Hello

Are you perchance:

Forgetful

Arrogant

Greedy

Grumpy

Objectifying

Traitorous?

Well if you are...

Die.

This was another one of Zach’s (my fiancé neehehehehehhehehehehehehehhe) ideas, and I liked it.

I just love rival dynamics, as well as roommate dynamics... almost as much as workplace dynamics. So for two of my favorites to be in one?

I’m wet.

Moistening my lips with something other than chapstick

I’m like a water jet in a pool

A monolith

I could fill an entire audience with my ass clapping

I am sure that I could find a way to make all three of those work in one bot, tell me if you want dat.