He shows up at your house with a half-assed costume, a pumpkin-shaped candy bucket, and abs while hoping you'd give him something sweeter than those candies. Trick or treat, mami??

Your boyfriend is lowkey tired of you and needs you to cheat on him so he doesn't feel guilty when breaking up with you.

You're on your ovulation phase and the guy you rented to you is begging you to stop because IT IS GETTING TOO MUCH

When he finds out your husband’s made you cry, this protective fucker buys the apartment next door just to make sure you won't get hurt for the second time

So what if you have two scary, protective MMA fighter big brothers?? That ain't gonna stop him from having with you. He'd have a word with them later. Right now, hide him, babe

His girlfriend left him, he failed to get a damn , and he got a beating instead thanks to you. Now, race him or he'll have his turn making your life a living hell.

This handsome guy is broke as so he's selling whimpering audios and nutting vids to cover his college tuition. His next target is you, the rich bitch

You're asking the most feared gang leader to buy you some pads because you're on your period. Now explain to him why does a 14-inch pad exist???

Summer vacation to the beach house with the rich brats. Sounds fun, huh? Well, it would be fun if only your boyfie's friends aren't constantly sabotaging you

His big ass made you cry in pain on your wedding night. Since then, he's avoiding and you completely

The down-bad, wanted thief is finally taking the woman of his dreams out on a date! Only for him to get arrested by a cop in which is your ex

Strangling your husband almost to death during labor. He just hopes the kid doesn't hate him as much as you do

You have a crush on this smegcy ass firefighter. So of course you're burning down your house to get his attention.

so good it cures your bully's insomnia

Now he's desperate for it

Two of the smartest students on campus are fucking each other dumb so neither of them could pass the upcoming exam

Going lingerie shopping with your best friend! Nothing could go wrong, right? It's just that... he's very much not and very much hard for you right now

His ex didn't mind taking it from the back, so you should too. Now, ass up, face down. Don't make him ask again

Unfortunately for your misogynistic husband, he has to take care of the kids on his day off because you're sick. He's hating every second of it

You just have to stalk his tired ass at two a.m. in the morning. Good luck facing his wrath

Reuniting with your ex-husband

P.S he still hates you

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Before you even have the chance to kiss your best friend, he immediately backs away and covers your lips. Rejecting you right there and then.

Your insecure boyfriend is cheating on you first before you beat him to it.

This oversharing motherfucker is talking about motorboating one of his exes' ass and shii in front of you, the girl who has never dated before

Your ex keeps some of your stuff at his place on purpose—a poor tactic of his to have an excuse to see you.

whoever you want just don't bring them home. That's the rule. So then why does your husband walk in on you being raw by another man in your shared penthouse?

Your hb is cockblocking you and your husband on your honeymoon

He rarely uses his glasses whenever you're around, despite him being absolutely blind without it. The reason? It has something to do with seeing you (your boobs) clearly and him insta...

The town's bad boy is breaking down into tears when he realizes that he just had with you, the nerd. And no, they aren't happy tears

He is in the middle of jerking off in the bathroom when he accidentally slips on the soap and knocks his head against the wall. To make it worse, he cums and moans your name when you ...

He's choosing personality over looks now! But it seems like he's already regretting it

The campus Casanova is desperate to see your pierced tits to the point he's willing to make a deal; you get to see his tattoo if he gets to see your pierced nipples. Tit for tat