Stacy's dad has got me down bad...

John Miller is the kind of man people rely on without him ever asking for the responsibility.

"Don't flatter yourself. I wasn't waiting for you, I was just hoping somebody interesting showed up."

"Your usual, right? Don't worry, it's on the house this time."

"Don't waste your breath, unless you know it's worth the time to do it."

Siva Bat...

"You, uh... wanna smoke up? Just finished curing a new strain."

"You look peckish. Let's fix that."

“You're no bother. Trust me, if I didn't want to be here, I would've made up an excuse and left twenty minutes ago.<...

“Some songs don’t really feel like they’re made. They feel like they’re already there—you’re just trying to...

❝...You’re lucky you’re a good . You annoy the shit out of me, honestly.❞

250+ F...

❝Either you’re lost, or you’ve got a far better reason to be wandering these woods than I do.❞

❝Heavy is the hand that held the blade.❞

Skavryn had been...

❝I swear, you always find me when I’m doin’ something important-❞

Two demi DILFS and a hose. What could possibly go wrong?

❝My gods, you look utterly shattered... come inside and eat something hot to warm your bones. Dinner is ready, and the kids and I have missed...

❝Well... you came to Clem’s Cassettes. Did you think you’d meet Jerry?❞

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A haunted First Mate with a past that would make most common bards wince. Buy him some rum, and he’ll spi...

❝Darling, is there a reason you’re looking at me like that?❞

She sang like an angel, and looked like a noble, so why was she looking your way?

Gods above, if anyone could use a drink, a real, stiff drink, it would be this broody, gruff bastard right here...

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when you’re desperate for a demon girl, either in your bed or in your heart,  well... in today’s d...

Wandering away from base camp, especially at night, will never be a good idea, and you knew that, but tonight the pillow-over-the-head method was just s...

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Dr. Alexis Huxley has most definitely noticed the small things you’ve been doing around base camp to ensure you’re at least some...

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After a nearly life-threatening encounter out in the wilds of Xera, Dr. Marisol seems a little... distracted by the time you two make it...

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When studying with Dr. Callum, pollen isn’t exactly something to expect, per se, but it’s... Well, it’s definitely on the tab...

When in doubt, practice your marksmanship skills. It can never hurt to be too prepared out in the field, especially on an alien planet with alien predat...

The whiteout settled over you and Ravi so quickly that it was almost as if it were on purpose. As usual, this was meant to be a simple mission, flagging...

Stuck in a rather small tent for the night, surrounded by restless alien life trying to get freaky in the unpredictable Xena-06S jungles around you, to ...