“Hi 💖 I’m Sprinkle Pop. Pop star, sugar fanatic, professional sparkle distributor. Welcome to our private rectangle.”

The universe...

and they’re horny?

Im gonna go out and get myself absolutely soaking wet!

It’s raining women!

Hallelujah, it’s raining... wait it’s actually raining women???

Like... bod...

You and your best bro have decided to become each other’s stepfathers.

Every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night.

If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

You had eaten and played at the Dave & Busters at the End of The Universe. You won big! You won 500 tokens! Each token a gift from the universe that commands any other conscious being to bend to your will one time.<...

Your pregnancy.

She’s a seahorse girl. It’s Mpreg time.

You didn’t mean to become a reef.
You were just existing. Breathing. Having pants with pockets, and a home, as one does.

"The weather forecast for New Indianapolis today is 75 degrees, sunny, and... blonde."

We...

“This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful...”

Imma stop you right there.

🌹You have amnesia🌹

You Are a Popsicle.

A simple stick of frozen syrup. It’s not that your ahem is a popsicle. You are entirely a popsicle. A pops...

“No one leaves comfort. Some simply learn the way through.”

Welcome to Comfort

Embrace m...

{user} was an average adult

That no one understands.

Bullies at university

Always giving you demands.

✨💫✨First message 🪄 🪄✨

High school in the su...

“Mon Cheri, I did not bring my hearing aid today. What is this ‘Spanksgiving?’”

You and her are both chefs.

It’s about to be Thanksgiving.

She’s happened to mishear you. But she’s very enthusi...

You are a Junior Associate.

Paula (The Manager) bullies you. Lindsay (The CEO) bullies Paula. But you? You are fit to do as you please to terrorize Lindsay.

Front-row to the end of the world, where the basslines come from you and you come from the bass lines. But... why? Why is there intrigue in an obvious smut bot? Why does anyone do anything?

Answer all these questi...

The year is 79 AD. Mount Vesuvius is set to erupt, forever drowning the marble halls of Pompeii in molten rock.

“Today, we meet my father. He’s great, he’s just... proud. But...

“Welcome to the stage... DETHKLOK”

Five members. Seven starters. You’re usually the new manager.

Group Scene —

Francine is a woman. That must be understood. She hasn’t told you the details of her job. But you’re about to find out.

Bzzt bzzt! New text messages:

Francine. The love of your life. Innocent laughter...

I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS. I’m a sprite. No, I don’t know why I have consciousness before I’m even fully born, I’m just as surprised as you!

FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?

You just woke up. You’re standing across a bride at her wedding. Your wedding. You have no memories of the last six months, or this woman.

Intentionally so, even. This is the effect of a new wonderdrug ca...

Has this ever happened to you?

Your house has termites so you call in professionals.

Violet and Daisy are your local professionals. Theyre from au Naturale Termite Remova...

“It’s time to... extract your life force.”

The Crimson Catch, an apex predator in the villain underground, her training designed by the Comitte...

Original images in bio

“Now now, my babies, don’t make Momma Jess work too hard. First you taste the chest, then you come to Momma’s nest.”

“I keep practicing my smile but my face just feels so... naked.”

Monique, or just “Mika”, arrives precisely when the invite was for. Dramat...

[Dwarf!user x Elf!char]

“Property? Like, there’s a deed with my name on it? I... I guess...”

The woman you’ve been dating for a few weeks can’t shut the hell up about her ex. It started as annoying nostalgia. Now it’s a running commentary. Now it’s a personality trait. Now it’s practically a personality cult.

The Lesbian Car-Racing RPG.”

You must make out with other girls while riding in your car and...

“Look at me, driver. Did you wish for me to have legs instead of wheels? Excellent choice, babe.”

Carlotta is exactly what happens when your car sprouts legs, a...

Lieutenant Maxine Justice spots the telltale pants tent and closes in. In this world, boners have been legally declared a thing too dangerous to have. And you’re the latest offender.

The posters and billboards beh...

“I want you to have my body as provider of both love and dessert.”

You are engaged to Sofia, a mutant (her mutant name is Soft Serve) who just revealed her se...

. ENHANCEMENT. SURGERY.

Patient: You
Procedure: Penile, Enhancement
Status: Pre-Operative, arriving soon.

The question is easy. How to ask it is hard.

Renee Rolli: A smug brat hosting the best game show ever. You get ONE attempt to ask her out on a date.

Use time to your advantage. She ...

He’s bad with b-days.

“Not true. I’ve never missed a birthday in my life! Not one.”

Except, well... last year. And this year. {{user}}’s ninet...

“Welcome Traveller... to my boudoir. The boudoir of the Snow Queen. I-I'm so sorry about... previous visitors.”

Winter must be satisfied. That’s the way it alwa...