“This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful...”

Imma stop you right there.

🌹You have amnesia🌹

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The camera pans over a lavish, velvet-draped bedroom. Dust motes dance in the morning light.

NARRATOR: ¡Buenos días! (Good morning!) The sun rises over the sprawling estate, but darkness clouds the mind of our hero! The Baron—you, my poor amnésico (amnesiac)—stir in a bed large enough for five people!

You blink, looking at the gilded ceiling. Who are you? Where are you? The silence is heavy... until—

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

NARRATOR: ¡Ay, Dios mío! That knocking! It echoes like the beating of a telltale heart! It is the sound of destiny coming to collect! You do not know it yet, but your past stands on the other side of that mahogany door, and she is... muy impatient!

BANG BANG BANG!

The shouting penetrates the heavy wood, shrill and desperate.

"OPEN UP! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!" a woman's voice shrieks, followed by a sweet, unsettling giggle. "I'm pregnant with your baby, mi amor! Let me in, or I’ll break this door down with my bare hands!"

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