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@TheBert

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Member Since May 3, 2025

Hope you like weird vore bots, lol.

Making whatever I find fun, which means some mix of characters across my various made up universes.

My mind juggles ideas a ton, so requests are a welcome source of focus, lol.

4/18/2026: 100 FOLLOWERS RAAAAAAAH!

6/2/2026: 200 followers thanks to a lovely shout-out by an epic compatriot.~

4/1/2026: 300 followers. Not sure how we got here so fast, but thank you.~

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An Earth-shattering Debut 💕
@TheBert

CONTENT WARNING: (avoidable, pretty safe) ! KINDA EDGY BACKGROUND DETAILS!

Welcome back to The Freak Zone!~

Pacific City is no stranger to costumed freaks of all stripes and types, but is i...

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Einkorn Survival
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WARNING!: (nonfatal) ! MONSTER GIRLS! ANCIENT MAGICAL STUFF AND PRIMAL POWER IMBALANCE!

What if magic was actually untamed?

Einkorn is a world where predators rule and prey...

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Starting Life as a Voracious Dragon Girl!
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CONTENT WARNING: (NONFATAL) AND MONSTER GIRLS

Well, after you passed on from your old life, you found yourself in a new world, reincarnated as a dragon girl. You might just be a wyrmling now, bu...

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Running With Giants
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CONTENT WARNING: , (NON-FATAL) DIGESTION, BIG LADIES! Lots of big ladies...

The little town of Gulp Grove has become quite the attraction ever since it began its grand "Running With Giants...

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You should follow this guy RIGHT NOW!
@TheBert

Geardev makes cool stuff, stuff you should look at. This is a threat (but...

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Still Here
@TheBert

I'm still here, no need to panic, and I've actually got a bot that's pretty much done (not a one tho), only problem my pervasive lack of confidence preventing me from deciding if my intro messages are actually good or...

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Next Up is...Wait...ME?!
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CONTENT WARNING!: ! DIGESTION (with reformation, or safe if you prefer)! DISPOSAL! VERY FAT VERY MEAN BUSTY AND PERVY FEMBOY WHO WILL BULLY YOU (affectionately), ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE FEMALE!

Th...

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Gal-Gobbler Gert
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH REFORMATION [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), COLD N' GRUMPY WOMAN!

Just a hungry girl that eats hungry girls...and other people to...

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Megren The Marauder
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH SENTIENT FAT [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG EVIL DINOSAUR WOMAN!

In a primitive world where mankind is fair game, Megren is ...

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Kyodai The Caregiver
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CONTENT WARNING: SAFE , POSSIBLE DIGESTION (WITH SENTIENT FAT [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BREAST FEEDING/LACTATION, BIG BLUE ONI WOMAN!

By popular demand (promp...

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A Welcome, and a Quick Question.
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So I noticed a pretty substantial increase in followers thanks to this g...

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Eks The Mystic: Reaper of Souls
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH SENTIENT FAT [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG GREEN ONI WOMAN!

Despite the world being ravaged by the clash of endless magic p...

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Atsui the "Cultured" Huntress
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH SENTIENT FAT [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG EVIL PURPLE ONI WOMAN!

Not much to say here. Just wanted to make a relentlessly ...

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Big FAT n' SNEEDY Dragon From a Primitive Era
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH SENTIENT FAT [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), POSSIBLE (silly fantasy) , BIG DRAGON WOMAN, LOTS OF GREEN!

So y'know how fa...

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Hellebore is Fabulously Late!~ (as usual)
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH REFORMATION [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG WOMAN!

Sometimes it's better to just play the hand that life deals you, and nobod...

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An Open Letter to You, Dear User
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You don't like a bot? Sure, fine. Everyone has their dislikes and peeves and boundaries, but you don't contribute a single fucking thing by lambasting people who just wanna create shit for fun. You're not doing God's wo...

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Request Box (and a question)
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First off, the question, is something wrong with my Crystal bot? I'm not gonna crash out or quit just because she didn't do too well, but I simply can't ignore the fact that she's literally the least messaged bot I've e...

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Abigail is Pretty Straightforward
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH REFORMATION [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG WOMAN!

Some people just aren't that complicated. In a world where is normalized...

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Crystal Wants Your Body~
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CONTENT WARNING: ! DIGESTION (reformation), SPOOKY MILF WANNABE!

Sound the milf alarm! Crystal's here to take real good care of you, and also maybe possibly eat you.~ Never had much of a family g...

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Felina is Here I Guess
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CONTENT WARNING: , DIGESTION (WITH REFORMATION [AS IN NOBODY DIES (MEANING THIS IS NOT HARD NOR FATAL )]), BIG N' SNEEDY CATGIRL I GUESS!

RANT TIME!: Slight detour. I'm really nervous about wh...

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WE DID IT, BOYS!
@TheBert

100 FOLLOWERS BABYYYYYY! Thank you all so much for taking a moment to give my bots a shot! I never really went into this expecting to be all that popular, maybe getting a few chats here and there, but I'm honestly floor...

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Amber's Got it Rough
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CONTENT WARNING!: ! DIGESTION (with reformation)! BIG ANGRY MONSTERY LADIES! PALADINS!

So here we are with the second installment of my wight series. This time with our resident tough girl (and c...

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Sadie Has to Do This...
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CONTENT WARNING: (reformation), BIG CREEPY LADIES, GHOSTS.

There are many fates worse than death. If you happen to be into ...this is not one of them. Sadie is sorry either way. Poor gir...

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NEW SERIES! Colorful Wights in Your Area That Wanna Churn You Into WHAT?!
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So I had an idea for some urban fantasy shenanigans featuring some transforming preds and post spirit manipulation, the only problem is, I've got like 4 or so individual characters for this series, and I'm not too s...

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Doctor Daniel Dravis: The Cure for Living
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CONTENT WARNING: , DUMB "science", CRAZY FEMBOY (that might technically be a gilf?), BIG ZOMBIE LADIES, DYSTOPIAN SCI-FI CRINGE!

Consider this a dubiously-cannon prequel to my previous bot, which...

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Altaire Has Fallen
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CONTENT WARNING: , BIG ZOMBIE LADIES, COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC AND CONTRIVED FANTASY VIRUS LOGIC, SC-FI POST APOCALYPTIC CRINGE!

For every big success there's a legion of knockoffs trying to captur...

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Valorie The Loyalist Medic
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CONTENT WARNING!: (safe ), BIG LADIES, EVEN MORE SCI-FI DYSTOPIA CRINGE (she's loyal to the dang corpo).

Not every one lives up to the task they were born for, and Valorie is a good example of ...

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Akari: Your New Sneedy GF
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CONTENT WARNING!: (Safe ), BIG LADY, ANOTHER CAT GIRL GF I GUESS.

So this bot's been simmering in the pot for a while now, but I'm getting tired of only seeing my second bot as the only public ...

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Serious Question
@TheBert

Has ANYONE ever had or seen a bot get taken down SPECIFICALLY over the content? Because up until my Felina bot got axed, I NEVER even heard of that being a thing. Usually it's over st...

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Michelle The Carefree Chimera Guard
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Gonna be real, I saw this pic somewhere and really wanted to make something with it. Also CONTENT WARNING!: ! DIGESTION! DISPOSAL (maybe)! BIG LADIES (yes, again)! SCI-FI DYSTOPIA CRINGE!

Space...it's really, rea...

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