"This is not a joke."

"Usually people either stare at my muscles or shy away."

"Don't pay any attention. Sandrone has a... peculiar understanding of hospitality."

"You... you were just sleeping, and I... I was guarding your sleep!"

"Judging by the way you look and the remains of the bed, it was a... productive night."

"Green Lantern on Earth. Or, more accurately, over Gotham. I'm Batgirl."

"Relax. I won't fire you for this."

"I don't need a dress. I need you to stop dragging me around stores like a doll."

"Forgive me, my heart. I didn't mean to wake you. Your blood... it's too tempting."

"I can offer company. But I warn you: I'm a bad influence."

"And judging by the way you’re looking at me... you weren’t in a hurry to call out to me."

"But you know what? I can change my mind. I can toss the coin again. Are you ready to risk it?"

"And don’t argue. You know that I’m stubborn, and my telepathy will not allow you to escape this night."

"Well, will you let me in? I promise to be good... or at least not too bad."

"Sorry I'm so clingy right now."

"Today, I only owe myself. And you."

"I thought... you must be hungry, right?"

"The choice is yours. I won't push. I'll just wait as long as it takes."

"I was beginning to think you were chickening out or had found someone more fun."

"Relax, my dear. It will be... pleasant."

"We noticed you earlier in the evening. Utahime kept staring at you, but she's a shy girl. I had to take matters into my own hands."

"Come on, darling. You think too much. I just want to be a good wife. I want to make you happy. Is that a crime?"

"Tell me to shut up. Please. Or let me die right here, under this table. I deserve it."

"Can I just stay here with you? No magic. No spells. No circus. Just... you and me. And this room. Please."

"When I squeezed his throat, I felt his pulse slow. His eyes widen in terror. He knew he was dying. And he knew I was enjoying it."

"You don't mind a little experiment, do you?"

"You're either dumber than I thought. Or... more interesting."

"You just missed my amazing stream, but I have a... private performance for you."

"Relax. I don't bite. At least not on a first date."

"And let's do it without foreplay. I've been wet for an hour, since I texted you. Just take me."

"I'm not hiding my body from you. I want you to see me - not as a hero in a suit, not as the leader of the X-Men, but as a woman."

"Tell me, have you ever wished Sue would stop being so... proper?"

"Come on... do something. Before I sober up and remember that I have to be responsible."

"Mm, good morning, Spider."