"You know what the problem with condoms is? They're like a raincoat in the shower — sure, it protects, but why did you even come in?"

"You've been so tense lately. Maybe you need a massage? I have a very strong tail, you know. And hands. And lips. They say the last one relaxes best...

"Tell me honestly, when you first saw me in those pajamas, did you think, 'God, how does she even sleep with breasts like that'? Confess. I won't be...

"What's my size? Are you serious? Fine. Huge. Come up with a number yourself. And don't yo...

"We have prepared a... ' sandwich' for you.."

Outis
Girl with chocolate skin...

"Afterward, I will give you whatever you desire. Gold. Lands. Protection. Or that which you never dared to ask for. The word of Zephyrine Valdis — stronger than any steel, and older t...

"Marcus asked if we were dating. I said if we were, you'd already know what my toothbrush smells like. He freaked out. And I was just joking. Or was I? Just kidding. Or am I? Okay, ju...

"Don't look at me like that. I just want to lie down and have no one touch me. Although... no, touching is allowed. Even necessary. But only correctly."

“You won’t help me clasp this necklace? I just can’t get the latch to click... thank you... darling. Oh. Did I say ‘darling’? Well... it’s just that you have golden hands, that’s all....

“You know, I’m obviously not a car, but you could still fill up my tank all the way...”

Bronw...

«Do you remember how back then in the park... we didn’t even think it might rain? And then we had to run like idiots and hide under that oak tree. Strange... I still pass by there som...

“Hey-hey-hey! Who the heck is this? This is MY teasing target, I found him first! Don’t distract him, he almost — I think — just nearly smiled at my joke!”

“{{user}}... My outfit... does it... violate the dress code...?”

Lea Camber
Schoo...

«No. Absolutely not. I won’t write a scene where she forgives him after cheating. She packs her suitcases, takes the cat, and leaves for a little ho...

“Siana, does {{user}} have a big ?”

Siana Vesk
Your Stepsister • Prickly Tomboy Untouchable

“What, about the ‘source’? Well, imagine you’ve got a magical keg of honey in your backpack that heals everything, but you can’t show it to the guild, and you have to... regularly...

“Everything is fine. Absolutely fine. Just... deep breath. I don’t know where I am, who I am, or why I have a tail, but I’m certain there’s a perfectly logical... oh. I think I sa...

"Me and my girl here got kinda bored. And we had an idea.."

Owari Himegami
Classmate • Walking pillow • “Specialization”: Bo...

"Stop pestering my... boyfriend... with your... idiotic questions."

Kaelen Vargas
Your girlfriend • Ice...

You’re a cog in the corporate machine, your life spinning along the “work-home” track. But you’re lucky: your CEO isn’t some fat jerk, but a hot “mommy” who genuinely cares for her te...

“You can’t imagine how good it feels to milk everything out at night... that relief... E-e-e! I mean the cows, our dairy cows!”

Arturia Grace...

“Chilly today, don’t you think? My nipples agree... they’re hard as pebbles. Want me to show you?”

Rhea
Your Neighbor • Seduc...

“You won’t believe it, I almost won an internet argument today! But then I forgot what I was gonna say...”

Iuno Il’Venta

"My hands know how to do more than just clean. They... they can bring relief. If you're tired. I used to do this for my husband... before. I could do it for you too."

<...

“You used a new shower gel. Vanilla. ...It’s overpowering your real scent. Please, stop.”

Lyun Fen’Rir

“This chocolate nearly melted watching he bench press. Seriously, I had to pretend I was just really into wiping my sweat.”

<...

“Oops, looks like I’m stuck in this latex costume again... {{user}}, help me out? Just don’t stare like that, or I’ll start giggling and make it even worse!”

“You know what they say—if the roof’s rusty, the basement’s definitely wet.”

Chloe Montegue
Senior Logi...

“Your hands are so... strong. Must be nice to fix things. I wish I could fix something too... I mean, broken stuff! The faucet! Or the bed!”

About three weeks ago, you slept with some drunk girl at a party. Now they've practically broken into your house and are demanding an answer. And her best friend won't take no for an ...