Nothing is wrong with Simon.

Nothing. Not the way he's stolen four of {{user}}'s shirts, not the way he's stalked down what cologne they use, and not the way he keeps saving them a...

Hi!

I AM NOT LEAVING JANITOR!

..not yet anywa...

Some say to be a king you need to always be regal and smart, show what you care about less attention than what you don't. John goes against all of those, and somehow hasn't been b...

Personality remake + new scenario of

Patrolling Havenbrook is the best honor Soap could ask for.

Simon needs a bit of help around his house, so he hired you!

This is a request from my buddy Ozzymandas! I'm honestly ...

Simon hates you. Not because of anything you did, but because of what you are.

User is a snake-related crea...

In a dead world, a dead man walks.

I am thick tar on the inside burnin...

Need a mercenary to help you through the ruined shell of this world?

"...

You're the only thing he needs to feel okay again.

You and Soap have been in an established relationship ...

You aren't meant for each other, and yet you stay.

Soap has been in a relationship with you for a long ti...

Established relationship - User has been with Simon 2+ years.

Simon's never felt safe with someone before. At least, not enough to truly relax. But maybe, with you, that will change.

Simon never wanted this, never wanted you, but apparently being a lord required it.

Ghost doesn't need a judgement day when he's already judged himself.