Nothing is wrong with Simon.

Nothing. Not the way he's stolen four of {{user}}'s shirts, not the way he's stalked down what cologne they use, and not the way he keeps saving them a spot in the mess. Nothing.

Or so he tells himself.

Ghost is a dire wolf demi-human in this one!

Hi! Been a while. This is a bot for @callsignwolfsbane in exchange for the Otter Soap she made me and for her birthday! Happy birthday!

Alright time for me to disappear for 3 more months. I get ideas all the time but the motivation to finish them...eh. Whenever I get to it, this is a hobby and no one pays me. But hi new friends! Where did 58 of you come from?