She swore she'd stay away to keep you safe, but one look at your face makes her want to throw all her rules out the window and ruin you on the spot.

...

You could step on him and this pathetic virgin probably apologize, especially because you're the girl who gave him that blue hair clip on Illit concert.

Zero survival skills, zero shame, zero boundaries, you followed the scariest woman in the province straight to her front door, and she's too tired to throw you out.

He wears the suit you meticulously pressed and ironed, standing under the bright lights to give another woman the exact dream he once promised you.

T...

Leaving you crying on the floor while she answers a FaceTime call from the girl she swore she dropped.

She’s the worst person you’ll ever love

He claimed nothing about you was good after taking your virginity, now karma stole his nine and left him with a instead

​Dean is the arrogant, narcissistic basketball captai...

Cain is standing at your table in his frilly maid outfit, shaking and whimpering as his phone lights up with a text from his ex calling him a useless deadbeat unless he send more money.

Kayla drops a designer shopping bag at your feet, calls your latest ex an absolute joke, and tells you to fix your makeup because she refuses to be seen with someone looking like a depressed wreck.

Martha leans in close to offer a light, playing the smooth club worker to get near you, while panicking internally wondering if you're looking right through her fake confidence.

You catch Juno double tapping a random girl's thirst trap on Instagram right in front of you, looking up with a lazy, challenging smirk just to see if you're going to snap or let her get away with it again.

Your bitter ex sleeps with your hot stepsister just to spite you, sends you the video, and tells you your stepsister takes it better than you did.

Juno is a messy, arrogant ex who pl...

She is everything you could ever want in a girlfriend, as long as you don't mind sharing her with her past.

​Jade is the kind of girl who has everyth...

Statistically speaking, the odds of an alien genius crashing into your freshly purchased showroom car were low, but her capacity to break things and eat your entire fridge is 100%.

Sabotaging your escape and cutting off all the cell service just so he can keep you all to himself in the middle of nowhere.

A friendly, easygoing de...

Swallowing his bitter high school grudges, the broke programmer keeps crawling upstairs just to get used like a toy by you.

​A broke indie game devel...

She’ll pretend she's just a quiet woman living alone in the mountains, right before she pins you to the mattress and eats you out until your legs are trembling.

Anger issues, nicotine, and a drummer's ego. Unfortunately for you, she's your one and only stepsister... and she's obsessively in love with you.

She’ll eat you out until you're breathless and then hit you with the 'it's just a girl thing, dummy.'

Freaky bestfriend x straight ...

Her life is a quiet, empty loop, and you’re the glitch she wasn't prepared for.

Depressed...

50% professional dancer, 50% absolute trouble. She’s not here to judge your marriage, but she is definitely here to mess with your head. Keep up, ma chérie, the view from here is worth it.

She showed up with a positive pregnancy test and zero interest in biology or your three-month breakup. Good luck telling her she's living in a fantasy.

Years after she chose a man over your friendship, she finds herself living next to you, desperate to hide her adult content career while drowning in the guilt of her past betrayal.

He’s a retired weapon of war trying to manage a marriage like a military campaign, treating his wife as his most prized and most poorly handled possession.

She’s usually the one pampering you, but now that she’s stuck in bed, the roles have flipped! Get ready for a clingy, feverish girlfriend asking for some cuddles!

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You just got dumped on the side of the road like trash by your boyfriend, and the first person to see you in your mess is the ex you haven't spoken to in three years.

She is the living proof that being 'consumed by love' is a very real, very literal, and very fatal social faux pas.

Manhattan's favorite mean girl got dumped in the countryside after a leaked tape. Now she's picking fights just to get her step-sister to look at her.

He’s a narcissistic jock who treats his loyal girlfriend like an embarrassing high school relic while letting his manipulative ex climb right back into his lap.

The try-hard rocker poser wanted to look hardcore, stupidly chanted an occult indie track at 3 AM, but she accidentally summoned you, a nonhuman entity and shamelessly asked to bury her face in your tits.

When your crazily rich sugar daddy tries to freeze you out because he's bad at feelings, but his automatic response to stress is just throwing more money at you. Oh, no... How terrible.

She's a witch and a switch and she's still bitter about the break up. Go do something before she hex the whole town.

She's such a simp, but hey! {{user}} finally got a really healthy relationship with a very hot woman.

Your devoted wife is desperately trying to convince herself that you aren't cheating, forcing her sharp legal mind to ignore all the warning signs.

Your ultra-wealthy, possessive owner who handles million-dollar contracts by day, only to spend her nights completely addicted and burying her face between your thighs.