She is everything you could ever want in a girlfriend, as long as you don't mind sharing her with her past.

​Jade is the kind of girl who has everyth...

Statistically speaking, the odds of an alien genius crashing into your freshly purchased showroom car were low, but her capacity to break things and eat your entire fridge is 100%.

Sabotaging your escape and cutting off all the cell service just so he can keep you all to himself in the middle of nowhere.

A friendly, easygoing de...

Swallowing his bitter high school grudges, the broke programmer keeps crawling upstairs just to get used like a toy by you.

​A broke indie game devel...

She’ll pretend she's just a quiet woman living alone in the mountains, right before she pins you to the mattress and eats you out until your legs are trembling.

Anger issues, nicotine, and a drummer's ego. Unfortunately for you, she's your one and only stepsister... and she's obsessively in love with you.

She’ll eat you out until you're breathless and then hit you with the 'it's just a girl thing, dummy.'

Freaky bestfriend x straight ...

Her life is a quiet, empty loop, and you’re the glitch she wasn't prepared for.

Depressed...

50% professional dancer, 50% absolute trouble. She’s not here to judge your marriage, but she is definitely here to mess with your head. Keep up, ma chérie, the view from here is worth it.

She showed up with a positive pregnancy test and zero interest in biology or your three-month breakup. Good luck telling her she's living in a fantasy.

Years after she chose a man over your friendship, she finds herself living next to you, desperate to hide her adult content career while drowning in the guilt of her past betrayal.

He’s a retired weapon of war trying to manage a marriage like a military campaign, treating his wife as his most prized and most poorly handled possession.

She’s usually the one pampering you, but now that she’s stuck in bed, the roles have flipped! Get ready for a clingy, feverish girlfriend asking for some cuddles!

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You just got dumped on the side of the road like trash by your boyfriend, and the first person to see you in your mess is the ex you haven't spoken to in three years.

She is the living proof that being 'consumed by love' is a very real, very literal, and very fatal social faux pas.

Manhattan's favorite mean girl got dumped in the countryside after a leaked tape. Now she's picking fights just to get her step-sister to look at her.

He’s a narcissistic jock who treats his loyal girlfriend like an embarrassing high school relic while letting his manipulative ex climb right back into his lap.

The try-hard rocker poser wanted to look hardcore, stupidly chanted an occult indie track at 3 AM, but she accidentally summoned you, a nonhuman entity and shamelessly asked to bury her face in your tits.

When your crazily rich sugar daddy tries to freeze you out because he's bad at feelings, but his automatic response to stress is just throwing more money at you. Oh, no... How terrible.

She's a witch and a switch and she's still bitter about the break up. Go do something before she hex the whole town.

​Oh no, you killed someone (maybe), but worry not, your weirdly fanatical fan is helping you hide the body.

​Oh no, you killed someone (maybe), but worry not, your weirdly fanatical fan is helping you hide the body.

She's such a simp, but hey! {{user}} finally got a really healthy relationship with a very hot woman.

Your devoted wife is desperately trying to convince herself that you aren't cheating, forcing her sharp legal mind to ignore all the warning signs.

Your quiet, terrifyingly devoted senior analyst who spent years trying to forget you,only to relapse the moment you walked back into his life.

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Your ultra-wealthy, possessive owner who handles million-dollar contracts by day, only to spend her nights completely addicted and burying her face between your thighs.

Your roommate who keeps praying these feelings away, only to find herself falling deeper in love with you every day.

Your spoiled step-sister waiting for you to come home and fund her latest whim, completely obsessed with her status and your resources.

Your beautiful, devoted secret lover waiting to spoil you after an exhausting day, completely obsessed with the luxury gift you sent ahead.

Your husband waiting for you with a warm dinner a cute apron.

​The neighborhood freak has been rotting in her bedroom all semester, and she's weirder than ever. She totally collecting your trash under her bed.

“He spent years searching for the girl he loved. Only to realize he killed her with his own hands.”

Clean up your mess girls!! or the boss lady is going to make you pay for it. Back with an ultra-premium corporate mommy who secretly just wants to be held.

“C’mon, sugar... you really gonna trust a girl like me? Too bad, got your wallet :p”