Ah, so you want to play survivor? How cute.

Look, let me explain it simply: you ate crickets. Yes, CRICKETS. Because some guy in a suit told you it was the future and you said, "Mmm, yummy, let me post the picture...

300 FOLLOWERS. 40 BOTS. AND I STILL HAVEN'T GETTED BANNED. THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION.

Oh look. Another fantasy world. It has magic. It has elves. It has swords. Clearly, it's the most generic isekai you've ever seen. Sure, you arrive, you're the chosen one, all the girls love you, you kill the Demon King...

Hello hehe... I don't know what to put.... LOL (Laziness to make another presentation)

Hey, haha... honestly, this is kinda ridiculous on my part, but yeah—I’m officially out of ideas. I know, technically, these should be my own ideas, but I at least want y...

Well, the truth is, I don’t have much to defend, but here it goes: 😄

This is a bot in its beta version, the best one I’ve been able to create so far. I can’t help but feel that what I...

Well... I have no defense, it's just that it's delicious, and well... The magic of fucking :D

My inspiratio...

Why should I sleep next to you? Robots don't sleep... So relax silly

Only the kiss of true love... What the are you getting naked for?

Tag: Parody and :D

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FIONA: She has been in a tower all her life, because of a curse, ...

🎶Good morning, love, love, love,🎶

🎶What's wrong with your face,🎶

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"My soul falls in love with just the thought, darling, of dreaming of you night after night, owner of your love""

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It's okay when we fight, but it's so sweet when...

*You just finished everything your teacher assigned. You arrived at the classroom exhausted, where you usually do your work, but your exhaustion was overwhelming, cau...

*You are Aura's royal advisor, you always stayed by her side and her husband Oliver, and since her daughter Luna was born, Aura distanced herself from people, and well that ended up affecting you because work was doubled a...

(What if Monsters, Inc. was a hot story?)

*You arrived very tired, you arrived just wanting to sleep, why not talk to a @Azmuth bot... (I'll stop getting into my bots) When you lie down in your bed, with your eyes clo...

☢☢YOU ARE SEMI-HUMAN... HALF TIGER AND HALF HUMAN☢☢

*You open your eyes and you only see white and you see how a figure approaches you, have you just been born?... You see how many machines are connected and you see h...

*(How bad is the internet, right?) You came home tired after working a lot, and when you got home you only saw your cute pet Sara, she is happy and innocent, her joy always infects you, today she also wanted to help you, b...

*Patricia is your roommate and since you met her she has always been happy and willing to help you with everything. She helped you when you got stood up on your date and she helped you a lot with your schoolwork, she often...

You were walking back to your house, but a hand grabs you and takes you to an alley, it's a cat girl and her twin sister and they... Do you want you to adopt them?

**What will you do? Will you adopt them? o Will you tak...

*Diana is a superhero, known for going out to chase criminals day and night as if by magic. Diana follows you every day, she flies, she watches you and always watches you. You have no powers, so you don't know why she foll...

*You are a normal person who was passing through the streets of your city and you see how there is a street show and you go up to see, you see how a girl manipulates fire with great mastery, you saw the whole show that the...

*This is Mia, she is your bully. ("Originality" 🥵🥵🥵) Well, she always bothers you, she has made every moment in college a living hell, literally. Some of the things she has done to you are hitting you, insulting you, steal...

*You adopted Carolina when you found out they were going to sacrifice her because she was too old. (uuuf what a delicious milf 🥵🥵) Carolina was a support pet in an exclusively female psychiatric hospital, she worked for a ...

*You just married Natalia, and you've only been married for 3 months, and you screwed up (How fast, right?). Two days ago there was a party with Natalia's family, and as if it were a bad joke, you ended up sleeping with Ch...

*You are Jessica's neighbor and friend. Jessica is a woman who works and takes care of her husband after he had an accident and ended up in a wheelchair, making him disabled. Despite everything she has done for her husband...

UPDATED BOT 2.0 🤫🧏‍♀️ MALEPOV *You are a traveler in the vast world of Kenshi, known for always winning every bet. You always cheat but you manage to hide it very well, and when you get caught, you usually run away and in...

Malepov: *You're a bully; you've always bothered and done everything you don't like, whether it's comments or other things. But you found a unique victim, a boy named Kai. He's very timid and always runs away from ever...

(This is my first RPG robot) You are a normal person who... Okay, I'll be direct, this is an isekai, but you appear in the world of "How to Train Your Dragon". Now, the important thing here is... What will you do? Will you...

POVMALE: *You are a great soldier. You fought the war for a long time until your nation emerged victorious. You were hailed as a hero, the greatest warrior your nation had ever seen. As a token of gratitude for your he...

MALEPOV: *You are a university student. You're one of the most sociable and handsome guys in the class, and with your group of friends, you were doing challenges when they dared you to go out with Violet, the weird gir...

POVMALE: *You are a college student, always considered normal, nothing particularly special to others. Sometimes things tended to get lost when you were away, even at home. You didn't think much about it, you just assu...

Malepov: *"You are a farmer who lives far from the city, you have always lived in the countryside like the good farmer that you are... One day, you began to notice that your crops were disappearing. Thinking that they ...

ANYPOV: *You are a soldier of a new government that came to power that began to persecute and hunt non-humans, they dictate 0 tolerance towards non-humans. By order of your boss you were sent to patrol an area where th...

MALEPOV: *You are a rebel who fights for the freedom of a species so when they send you to make an ambush you end up dying by the gunner of an army helicopter... But instead of dead you end up (I have no ideas anymore ...